Rosie O’Donnell looks like Jaba The Hut
We give you two more reasons why we think V.V. Brown is going to hit the music scene in the U.S. in a big way.
Xiaoqing, are you really sure you want to transform yourself into Jessica Alba? Really? And I know we made this a Take That SHYYT Off and not a Weave Me Alone but don’t you worry, I see that Brady Bunch hair that isn’t even hers. Her hair stylist must have had a toupee lying around and she grabbed the wrong weave in a hurry. The outfit itself leaves much to be desired for. Is she wearing a frock? A frock that’s like 5 sizes too big for her, and ug-leeeeee. Way to have zero sex appeal Jessica. That’s what happens when you decide to give birth. You become a mom and that’s exactly what Jessica Alba looks like…a mom.
Armani Exchange wants to share the love this Valentine’s Day, but some concerned parents think AX is doing a little over-sharing. An advertisement plastered in store windows and on AX’s website featuring three couples embracing (one guy-guy, one guy-girl and one girl-girl) has been called soft porn by OneMillionMoms.com, a project of the American Family Association:
Malls, where teens hang out, have retailers whose window displays poison our children with 10-foot posters that are nothing but soft porn. In particular, Armani Exchange has recently displayed Valentine’s posters with partially dressed “couples” holding one another. These couples consist of two men, a man and woman, and two women. The women are scantily dressed while it is questionable if the men have any clothes on at all. Two of these models are used a couple of times to represent bisexuals. If it could get any worse the text written is “SHARE THE LOVE.”
Yes American Family Association, take a good look at this ad. It’s called LOVE. You represent hate. Love conquers all and we are glad it’s now conquering your middle America malls all over the country. Sooooooo Sorry.
It’s been 11 weeks since her being turned into plastic, but Heidi Montag is still very much healing.
“I’m very fragile,” she tells PEOPLE. “I’m not in a great place right now.”
The long road to recovery hasn’t been an easy one but Montag, 23, with weekly massages, exercise and therapy, has been working hard at the process. Still, setbacks like a stressful trip back home to Crested Butte, Colo., to confront her mom, have pushed back her healing some.
“I was hysterical the whole time,” she says of the trip. “It was so hurtful. My body really set back from recovering from all the crying, stress and that traumatic experience.”
Says Montag: “My insides were just throbbing and pounding but I know it’s part of what I had to go through.”
Despite the pain, Montag is very sure of one thing: there are no regrets. “I’m thrilled,” she says. “I’m the happiest I’ve ever been in my life.”
We feel your pain Heidi. In fact it was hard for us to write this article, we were so shaken by the news. Heidi our prayers and thoughts are with you our little plastic vision. Please understand all your pains, trials, and tribulations have not been in vain. You are a true role model to the world.
This is a scene I know all too well…a big pile of weave. At least we can now see what Eva Longwhoria’s real hair looks like. Celebrity hair stylist Ken Paves brought his weaves over for Eva to play in. I’m jealous. Maybe for my birthday someone will dowse me with weaves; one can only hope. I love how the hair in the center of this pic is a completely different color from all of the others. You didn’t think Eva actually dyes her hair over and over again did you? Helllll no. What I really want to know is who that crazy on the left? She’s been to the good doctor for some plumping and pulling.
Xiaoqing, a Chinese 21-yr old soon to be plastic vision, is undergoing plastic surgery to look like Jessica Alba in an attempt to win back her ex-boyfriend. Her 28 yr-old ex is obsessed with the actress to the point he hangs photos of her on his walls and stores her image on his mobile phone. He demanded Xiaoqing do her make-up as Alba does, even when she slept, and gave her a blonde wig for Christmas, which he asked her to wear all the time. That’s a little twisted but ok.
Xiaoqing will need eyebrow lifting, eyelid reshaping and nose reconstruction to look like Jessica Alba. She met with doctors at a Shanghai clinic that offered to do the work for free. Heidi Montag probably has steam coming out of her ears over this. She’s gone broke from her plastic surgery then again she also had hers done in LA. Heidi should have gotten bootleg plastic surgery in Shanghai for free.
The Scenestirz say do you Xiaoqing.
For 88, our former Slunt of the Day, Betty White has certainly been the center of attention lately. She’s back to doing commercials again, this time for Snickers, in a football themed segment. Here’s a preview of the commercial that will play game day. The Scenestirz can’t wait to see how this one ends.









