The Scenestirz have found a new favorite past time. In our downtime we like to sit around, pop some bottles of Vueve, maybe spark a blunt or two, and go through pictures of lesbians who look like new pop sensation Justin Bieber.

This amazing site was brought to our attention after our posting yesterday in “Jus’ Sayin,” where we compared new pop sensation Justin Bieber to C list actress Ellen Page. Well, apparently new pop sensation Justin Bieber is not only a clone of Ellen Page, but is a spitting image of 70% of the world’s lesbian population. This site http://lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber.tumblr.com/ has postings daily, throughout the day, of lesbians worldwide who look exactly like new pop sensation Justin Bieber.

Just a suggestion from the Scenestirz, Justin; the lesbians don’t really have their “Gaga” yet. Sarah Mclachlan hasn’t had a hit in years, and Melissa Etheridge is no longer the cat’s meow. We say you headline the Lilith Fair 2010, drop a remix with the Indigo Girls, and go on The Ellen Show a few times. The lesbians need a new pop icon.

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Big thank you to J.J!

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America’s Sweetheart NeNe is going through a tough time right now and the Scenestirz are here to console you girl. NeNe’s son Bryson, who has appeared on The Real Housewives of Atlanta several times, was arrested on March 7th, for possession of marijuana.

NeNe tweeted:
“Morning! I know my parenting job is NEVER DONE but TOUGH LOVE is ordered by the JUDGE! The judge in this case is ME. My head is up & held high this morning because I KNOW the parent that I am! U hate 4 yo kids 2 make mistakes! TOUGH LOVE this morning.”

Bryson is obviously a product of his out of control mother that we love so much…

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It is confirmed. We are pleased to announce Madonna is collaborating with Iconix Brand Group to design a Junior’s line for Macy’s and eyewear. The Junior’s line for Macy’s will be named Material Girl and will be launching this August. It is targeted towards girls from 13-25 and is inspired by Lourdes! The first line will include clothes, shoes, handbags, and jewelry that range from $12 to $40 which is extremely affordable. If it’s anything like Madonna’s line for H&M it is sure to be ah-mazing.

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Vid of the Day

Last week when we brought you this song, the Scenestirz predicted Dakota Fanning is going to be Hollywood’s up and coming Trashbox. Watch the music video that just came out.

Blondes Have More Value

Walmart is raising eyebrows after cutting the price of a black Barbie doll to nearly half of that of the doll’s white counterpart at one store and possibly others.
This picture shows packages of Mattel’s Ballerina Barbie and Ballerina Teresa dolls hanging side by side at a Walmart in Louisiana. The Teresa dolls, which feature brown skin and dark hair, are marked as being on sale at $3.00. The Barbies to the right of the Teresa dolls, meanwhile, retain their original price of $5.93. The dolls look identical aside from their color.
Shame on you Walmart!

P.S. Did the little white girl at the 1:43 mark of the below video say “I like the hip hop bitch!?”
P.S.S is that our plastic vision Jocelyn Wildenstein the Catwoman with the little white girl ?!


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Wayyy Gayyy

The latest men’s underwear coming out of Australia is not only green, but it’s almost too easy to make jokes about, which means we here at Scenestirz are rolling our eyes once again over here. AussieBum’s new line of eco-friendly briefs and boxers is the world’s first undies made from bananas. Insert your banana-related joke here.
The underwear is made from the weave of the bark from the banana tree, organic cotton, and lycra.
Hundreds of Gay Hipsters and NYC Chelsea boys are eating bananas and ordering online as you read this.

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Jus’ Sayin’

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Steven Tyler. Janice Dickinson. Jus’ Sayin’…..

A Slunty Title for Uncle Karl

Crazy Old Man Karl Lagerfeld is getting a slunty title. He is being appointed Commander of the French Legion of Honor. There’s just one problem. The uniforms for this honour are a blasphemous white. Whatever will Karl do? Knowing him, he’ll have Chanel make a custom black jacket just for him. Forget Commander, we think he should be appointed Head Slunt of the French Legion of Honor. Yes, that title would definitely better suit him.

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The Price Is Creepy

Just because our former Slunt of the Day Bob Barker didn’t achieve professional status as a sexual harasser until 2000, it doesn’t mean he wasn’t dominating the amateur circuit before then. Looks like the guy did pretty well for himself when it came to making female contestants uncomfortable.

Bob was just outta control with that slunty little microphone of his.

THE PRICE IS RIGHT

Naomi Campbell Is All Smiles

Naomi Campbell, fresh from a brush with the law last week, paints a mural at the Women For Women International ‘Join Me On The Bridge’ Global Campaign yesterday here in NYC, and as you can see she could not be any happier.
We are glad to see Naomi didn’t let that dumb limo driver and his ridiculous accusations give her any stress. It’s not easy being Naomi Campbell.

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