http://scenestirz.com/2010/02/06/that%e2%80%99s-sooo-plastic-2/ Social Media Socialites Fri, 30 Jul 2010 21:55:08 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 http://scenestirz.com/2010/02/06/that%e2%80%99s-sooo-plastic-2/comment-page-1/#comment-177 Take That SHYYT Off Mon, 08 Feb 2010 20:47:15 +0000 http://scenestirz.com/2010/02/06/that%e2%80%99s-sooo-plastic-2/#comment-177 [...] Xiaoqing, are you really sure you want to transform yourself into Jessica Alba? Really? And I know we made this a Take That SHYYT Off and not a Weave Me Alone but don’t you worry, I see that Brady Bunch hair that isn’t even hers. Her hair stylist must have had a toupee lying around and she grabbed the wrong weave in a hurry. The outfit itself leaves much to be desired for. Is she wearing a frock? A frock that’s like 5 sizes too big for her, and ug-leeeeee. Way to have zero sex appeal Jessica. That’s what happens when you decide to give birth. You become a mom and that’s exactly what Jessica Alba looks like…a mom. [...] [...] Xiaoqing, are you really sure you want to transform yourself into Jessica Alba? Really? And I know we made this a Take That SHYYT Off and not a Weave Me Alone but don’t you worry, I see that Brady Bunch hair that isn’t even hers. Her hair stylist must have had a toupee lying around and she grabbed the wrong weave in a hurry. The outfit itself leaves much to be desired for. Is she wearing a frock? A frock that’s like 5 sizes too big for her, and ug-leeeeee. Way to have zero sex appeal Jessica. That’s what happens when you decide to give birth. You become a mom and that’s exactly what Jessica Alba looks like…a mom. [...]

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