Xiaoqing, are you really sure you want to transform yourself into Jessica Alba? Really? And I know we made this a Take That SHYYT Off and not a Weave Me Alone but don’t you worry, I see that Brady Bunch hair that isn’t even hers. Her hair stylist must have had a toupee lying around and she grabbed the wrong weave in a hurry. The outfit itself leaves much to be desired for. Is she wearing a frock? A frock that’s like 5 sizes too big for her, and ug-leeeeee. Way to have zero sex appeal Jessica. That’s what happens when you decide to give birth. You become a mom and that’s exactly what Jessica Alba looks like…a mom.