Last night VH1’s new season of “Celebrity Fit Club” premiered and I was much too busy watching the Ivy grow on our rooftop to catch it, but I have to show you Scenestirz these appalling pictures I just saw. We all of course knew that Britney’s X, K Fed, turned into a fatty of epic proportions. I don’t think however that we were ready to see the reality of what “this” was going to look like without clothes on. Ok, on the count of three…. everyone together now…1….2…..3………EWWWWWWWW.
Yup, that’s the funny thing about these straight white trash men, you blink an eye and somehow within milliseconds they manage to drink 5,000 Coors Lights, age by 15 years, get fat, settle down with kids and a woman, and lose all sex appeal whatsoever. This type of transformation would take a gay man a couple of generations.
