Well what do we have here? It seems our former Slunt of the Day Michael Kors was frolicking on some trashy gay beach somewhere. Before anything, what happened to his navel? Michael please get that checked out. The last thing we need is you being cunty on the judging panel and that thing bursting and your entire intestinal system shooting onto the runway and the contestants.
It also looks like you could use a little SPF. You don’t need that pear shaped body of yours turning into a stewed tomato. You are a fire crotch after all and you need to think of these things.
Lastly, Michael, you own an international brand. Is that the best boy toy your money could buy? Brazilians are reasonably priced and have a much better body and tan, more suitable for your wayyy gayyy beach excursions.
