Crazy Old Man Karl Lagerfeld is getting a slunty title. He is being appointed Commander of the French Legion of Honor. There’s just one problem. The uniforms for this honour are a blasphemous white. Whatever will Karl do? Knowing him, he’ll have Chanel make a custom black jacket just for him. Forget Commander, we think he should be appointed Head Slunt of the French Legion of Honor. Yes, that title would definitely better suit him.
