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Dina Lohan was denied a free Carvel ice cream cake in Long Island on Wednesday, and she called the cops to report the store.
Dina, Lindsay’s mom, ordered a cake for son Cody’s 14th birthday, and tried to get it for free with Lindsay’s Carvel “Black” Card, a promotional gift that entitles Lindsay to free ice cream for 75 years.
Lindsay was not present, the store asked for ID, and Dina was denied the freebie. The store employee then took the card.
Dina’s response? To call the police on Carvel.
Dina then told Radar:
“Finally he gave up and gave me my card back. But he told me, ‘You can have the card, but you can’t have the cake!’

“It just shows how we [Lohans] get treated so much worse than regular people.”
Carvel then released a statement holding their ground.
“Unfortunately, the Lohan family has been abusing the card. While the card was issued in Lindsay’s name only, her extended family has repeatedly used the card without her present. At first, we graciously honored their requests while explaining that the Black Card was not a carte blanche for unlimited Carvel Ice Cream for the extended Lohan family and friends. After more than six months of numerous and large orders for ice cream, we finally had to cut off the card and take it back.

What a dumb bitch. Really, how much can an ice cream cake cost anyway.

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Watch this drunk bitch fall through a glass table while doing the percolator.

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“She mighta had lunch with Lucifer” LMFAOOOO!

Slunt Slap

“American Pie” star Chris Klein was arrested for DUI after police stopped him at around 3:13 am on the 101 freeway in Los Angeles on Wednesday (June 16). The 31 year-old failed a field sobriety test and his blood alcohol level was 0.20, which is almost three times the legal limit.
Chris, who did not resist arrest, was travelling with a dog. The dog was retrieved by a friend and Chris’ bail was set at $25,000. The actor was arrested and convicted of DUI back in 2004. If convicted again, Chris will have to serve a minimum of four days in jail.

If Chris is convicted after the date a new “Ignition Interlock System” law goes into effect in July, the actor will have to have the IIS, which is a breathalyzer test synched up to the car.

CK is so good looking the Scenestirz are only going to give him a playful little slunt slap on the ass for this one.

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Trashbox Bird Got A New Tattoo Y’ALL!

This is Trashbox Bird’s second tattoo that we know of, the first is right under her flea bite tata and it says “just breathe”. Tattoo number two says “love”, and it’s on her ear Y’ALL! When she arrived Tuesday at airport LAX with her boyfriend Liam Hemsworth, everyone noticed there was something new on Trashbox Bird Miley, since she had her hair up, it was easy to catch. This is Trashbox Bird we’re talking about, so this “aint” too bad. We still think she should have gone with a Banjo tattoo right on top of her chocha, maybe next time.

Also don’t think we didn’t notice those weave tracks showing in your pulled up hair. “Weave Me Alone Y’ALL!”

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Slunt of the Day

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Rachel Zoe – The celebrity fashion stylist is like totally our Slunt of the Day. That’s bananas.

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Jus’ Sayin’

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Jack Nicholson. Spongebob Mr. Krabs without his shell. Jus’ Sayin’…..

Sekurrity!!!

This is one badass bitch deer. After finding her lost fawn, this deer mother decides to take out her rage on a poor dog and cat. (Warning: this gets pretty graphic)

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Vid of the Day

Precious’ Mom On America’s Got Talent

Precious’ mom, Alice Tan Ridley, has been a subway singer for 20 years. She finally made it to reality TV, and we must say, she is amazing.

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