And the UGLY BITCH OF THE WEEK winner is….
CHELSEA CLINTON!
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The Seaside Heights PD just busted Snooki moments ago for disorderly conduct. She is currently in police custody. Earlier in the day, Snooki was partying on the beach with a beer bong only she was filling it up with Coca-Cola . She was also seen at a local bar taking “body shots.”
Sekurrity!!! on Snooks! Leave our Bumpit alone.
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Today’s Slunt Slap goes to Gretchen Christine Rossi for this ridiculous promo she did for her new Another Terrible Collaboration Gretchen Christine Collection line of handbags. Crickets.
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It must be really humid in Tina Knowles’ basement ‘cuz Basement Baby’s hurrr is lookin’ a hot mess. Get some frizz ease gurrrrl.
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How bloody dare them! Our starlet, Lovable Lindsay is being deprived of common necessities in jail. She was apparently freaking out the other day because she wanted another blanket. She kept yelling, “Hello! I asked for a blanket like two hours ago! I’m getting sick!”
She was also complaining that she does not have purified water to drink and asked for someone to bring her a fan before she passed out.
Trainwreck mother Dina put on her Sunday’s best and headed to jail to give Lovable Lindsay books and letters her fans sent her.
Please forgive us Lovable Lindsay for this, but we just had to…
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Oh, I’m sorry Gaga. What do we have here? A little Vanity Fair cover. Whether you are a Gaga fan or not, she looks AMAAAAZING on this cover.
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HOPE YOU ARE ALL HAVING A SLUNTY FRIDAY. TONIGHT IS SCENESTIRZ.COM OFFICIAL MIAMI LAUNCH PARTY AND WE CANNOT WAIT TO PARTY WITH ALL YOU SCENESTIRZ SLUNTS. SEE YOU THERE!!!
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