Sekurrity!!! Get that reptile! A Tulsa man who modified his face to resemble a reptile is accused of running down his landlord with a van.

According to reports, Jesse Thornhill, 28, was arrested on a complaint of assault with a deadly weapon, early on Wednesday. The defendant’s mother says her son an altercation with his landlord yesterday and left his residence, but returned today and tried to hit the man with a ‘96 Ford Windstar van.
She told police that she and the landlord “had been having problems with her son.”
The landlord was able to jump out of the way and was not injured.
Can you just fucking imagine THAT coming at you full speed in a white van?!