A Florida woman has given new meaning to the term “internal medicine.”

Law enforcement officials say they saw a bag of Xanax fall from between 22-year-old Elizabeth Athenia Progris’ legs after she showered in a Martin County jail on Aug. 13.

For Progris, the cat was out of the bag (and vice versa) when a deputy noticed the plastic baggie plummet from her pussy as she dried off.

How could they take this poor bitch’s Zanax away from her?! Look at her fucking hair. Clearly she is a little frazzled and could have used those.