Jus’ Sayin’

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Nicole Richie. Mr. Burns. Jus’ Sayin’……

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Former NBA Dennis Rodman, known for having a problem with alcohol and anger management, was involved in a serious car crash and still managed to walk out of his car with just one simple scratch on his finger over the weekend.

Dennis was not driving. He was the “innocent” passenger in a green Range Rover when one of the tires blew out and the car flipped three times on I-95 Fort Lauderdale, Florida. That was quite an action movie scene!

Fortunately, the accident was not fatal. A few people helped him get out of the car, but Dennis was OK. We cannot say the same about his friend (the driver), who was treated for head injuries at a local hospital. After what he had been through, Carmen Electra’s former boyfriend politely declined to sign autographs at the scene of the accident.

Rachel Zoe Literally

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Rachel Zoe is literally a Slunt.

Alicia Keys: Beautiful Homewrecking Bride

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Singer/songwriter Alicia Keys and producer Swizz Beatz tied the knot in a beautiful secret ceremony surrounded by close family and friend in a private home in Corsica, France on the Mediterranean Sea on Saturday.The 29 year-old is pregnant with the couple’s first child.

The pregnant bride wore a Greek goddess-inspired ivory silk gown with jewel detail on the back shoulder by Vera Wang. Alicia accessorized it with crystal-encrusted sandals, a diamond headband and a bouquet of purple calla lilies. [Last week’s ugly bitch of the week Chelsea Clinton also married in a Vera Wang gown on the exact same day but we will not be showing pictures of that because she is just too ugly] Swizz wore a Tom Ford tuxedo with an ivory jacket.

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Kelly Rowland On Set of New Music Video

Kelly Rowland tweeted a pic of her on the set of her new music video for “Rose Colored Glasses,” which is the next single off her new album which is expected to drop early November after being pushed back several times already.

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Take That SHYYT Off

We’re sad to say that Silly Putty Face Madonna is back. We’ve been watching her all week as she’s been walking around with no makeup on dressed in schmatas. We know what you’re going to say. She’s Madonna and can do whatever she wants and rightfully so, she has definitely paid her dues, but damn, I don’t wanna see that.

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Lovable Lindsay Is A Free Bitch

We could not be more elated over this news. Our Lovable Lindsay Lohan has been released from jail and transferred to a treatment facility where she will stay for the next 90 days which she must serve in its entirety. Lovable Lindsay will be placed in an intense specialized program to deal with psychological and addiction problems. These “problems” include addiction to crystal meth and bi-polar disorder. We’re routing for our Lovable Lindsay. We know she will be just fine.

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T.I And Tameka Got Married This Weekend

T.I. and troll Tameka “Tiny” Cottle married right here in Miami Beach this weekend on Star Island. Afterward, they invited their celebrity guests to party with them at club Cameo. T.I. looked phine as all hell in a custom-made Prada tux. Celebrity guests included; Nelly, Usher, Jermaine Dupri, Ashanti, and of course, Project Piss Kandi.

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Tiny and stylist Leah Taylor

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Monica, Diamond, Kandi Konnection, Rasheeda, and Toya

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