It has been reported that our former Slunt of the Day, Kimora Lee Simmons, will be leaving Baby Phat to expand her other businesses and create a “new phenomenon.” We can’t imagine Baby Phat without Kimora. She obviously has something in the works that she isn’t ready to reveal yet and it better be better than that damn KLS Collection.
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Monie Love, is an English emcee and former radio personality in the United States. She was a well-respected figure in British hip hop, and made an impact with American hip hop audiences as a protégé of female American emcee Queen Latifah. Love was one of the first BritHop artists to be signed and distributed worldwide by a major record label.
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Natural Nails in Dekalb County, Georgia added a rather interesting and apparently discriminatory surcharge onto one client’s bill: $5 for being overweight. Salon manager Kim Tran told customer Michelle Fonville that the extra money was to pay for the $2,500 pedicure chair should it break, since it has a weight capacity of 200 pounds. Ultimately, Tran waived the $5 fee…and also told Fonville not to come back.
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America’s favorite Grinch face Teri Hatcher, decided to post pictures of herself coming out of the shower without make-up to show us her “natural” look.
The pictures were posted in a gallery titled “Oy with the Botox!!!”, in which Teri wrote a series of captions to explain she does not do Botox.
Along with the pictures Teri went into this crazy tirade below.
“Out of the bath getting ready for bed. Thought about all those damn critics of my face. Love it or hate it, my face that is, no surgery, no implants, no matter what “they” say. Decided I’d shoot myself in to reveal some truths
about “beauty” and hope it makes you all easier on yourself.”
“Did I every toy with fillers or Botox over the years? yes. Tell me does this look Botoxed to you? Yes I am alone in my bathroom naked in a towel on behalf of women everywhere trying to make a point. Women YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL”
“Oh look I can raise my eyebrows and wrinkles show up on my forehead. I can look both ways too.So I guess I”m safe to cross the street then. I can be mad, or confused or sad and tired. Julia Roberts had that same vein in her forehead in Eat Pray Love. Proud of Julia for being a real woman on a real journey.”
“I can really rough you up. I can also look like a monkey if I put grapes in my upper lip. It’s really funny. I have to say I cant remember ever being upset enough to look like this, but I’m just making or shall I say “under LINING” a point. Idea to self: give everyone blurry eyes so when we look at each other we’ll see hazy glory. Which is what all of us are, Glorious!”
“45 year old me. Just me wanting to teach that all those glam versus trash pictures of celebs are about LIGHTING. It’s not makeup it’s not surgery or botox its LIGHT. Flat front light in you face especially sun setting 4pm light blows out all wrinkles and imperfections. Over head light, sun anything casts shadows under your eye from your brow making you look tired. Shoot all family reunion photos that way over the camera man who should be holding the camera a little higher than your eye line.”
Oh my god. Bitch shut the fuck up. No one cares about you like that. You went crazy with the botox, since you are in fact crazy, and then everyone made fun of you and it destroyed your career. Get over it. With botox, without botox, you still look like the love child of Michael Jackson and the Grinch.
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Last week, Pee-wee Herman did a field report for Jay Leno from the Sturgis motorcycle rally. This week, we get to see more of Pee-wee’s unexpected adventure from Funny or Die.
We love Pee-Wee. The Scenestirz could not be more happy about his comeback.
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Whenever, wherever, but not so much in this case loca. After spotting YouTube footage of the crazy Colombian pop princess Shakira dancing in a public fountain with locals and riding a motorcycle without a helmet, officials in the city of Barcelona, Spain, are reportedly so irked by her raucous location shoot, they may fine her for a variety of infractions. Some sources say the singer even disrupted traffic with her sexy moves and bikini-based wardrobe.
The biker-chic video for her upcoming duet with Dizzee Rascal, ‘Loca’ (off the 33-year-old’s next album, ‘Sale El Sol’), has a decidedly break-all-the-rules vibe, but did Shakira really break laws? One authority reportedly told the press that she “did not even ask permission to film” the music video at various Barcelona locations — including the historic fountain at Pla de Palau — and that the amateur clips posted to YouTube will now be inspected closely to “detect infringements that have been committed during the recording.”
Shakira is weeks away from launching her world tour in mid-September, and ‘Sale El Sol’ (she has described the Spanish-language album as having “a strong rock side”) goes on sale November 2.
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R&B artist Faith Evans was arrested for drunk driving after being stopped at a DUI checkpoint near Marina Del Rey in Los Angeles yesterday. The 37 year-old widow of Notorious B.I.G. was booked for DUI and was only released from police custody a few hours later. Faith, you gets no love.
Maybe this will get her non existent career back on the map.
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A 55-year-old German man dropped dead in a brothel the moment a tranny prostitute–who he believed to be a woman–untucked and showed her little Thai-peen.
According to reports, the deceased, H. Reiner, drove 62 mi. to a brothel in the central German city of Halle where he met a 24-year-old Thai prostitute named Priya.
The pair chatted for 20 minutes before they negotiated sex for 100 Euros ($130US) for a 30 minute romp (wow that seems kinda pricey for a half hour jus’ sayin’……), according to Priya. Once alone with Reiner, she noticed he was “sweaty with excitement” as she undressed.
But when Priya removed everything, he immediately became “dizzy” and overcome with shock when he saw her Thai-peen. That’s when his eyes rolled back and he collapsed on the bed, she said. Reiner died before emergency services arrived.
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Gaga dethroned Pop Princess Britney Spears as the most followed person on Twitter. Britney and GaGa had been battling for that top spot since yesterday – GaGa passed Britney momentarily before Britney fans could strike back, but, at this moment, GaGa is consistently on top with a 14 thousand followers advance.
GaGa celebrated her new title #GaGaTwitterQueen by posting pictures of herself getting dirty with rock legends KISS, with the caption, “KISS the Queen. #GagaTwitterQueen.”
GaGa is also the most popular person on Facebook with more than 16 millions friends, surpassing both Britney and the President Of the United States, Barack Obama.
Also be sure to follow the #twitterslunts @scenestirz
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