The Scenestirz are making a list of our victims for April Fools’ Day.
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50 Cent you are truly a disgusting human being and should really be ashamed of yourself.
No stranger to antigay tweets, 50 Cent has posted an ill timed message on his Twitter page, suggesting that any man who isn’t into women should kill himself right now.
“If you a man and your over 25 and you don’t eat pu**y just kill your self damn it. The world will be a better place. Lol.”
Earlier this month, the rapper tweeted, “Perez Hilton called me douchebag, so I had my homie shoot up a gay wedding. wasnt his, but made me feel better.”
Just a little FYI for 50 Cent and the few lame fans he may have left. Most people who are homophobic have repressed their own homosexuality. In 1996, a controlled study of 64 heterosexual men (half claimed to be homophobic by experience and self-reported orientation) at the University of Georgia found that men who were found to be homophobic (as measured by the Index of Homophobia) were considerably more likely to experience more erectile responses when exposed to homoerotic images than non-homophobic men.
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Naomi Campbell covers the October 2010 issue of Interview Magazine and talks about her controversial life.
“I MAKE MANY MISTAKES. MANY MISTAKES. SO I ALWAYS GET NERVOUS WHEN PEOPLE SPEAK ABOUT SOMETHING THAT SOUNDS LIKE A ROLE MODEL, BECAUSE I DON’T KNOW IF I’VE BEEN A GREAT ROLE MODEL MYSELF. I DON’T THINK I HAVE IN CERTAIN ASPECTS OF MY LIFE.”
—NAOMI CAMPBELL
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We were wondering how much longer Heidi Klum was going to walk down the runway. The 37 year old has officially retired from being a Vicky’s Secretions Angel.
“All good things have to come to an end. I will always love Victoria and never tell her secret. It’s been an absolute amazing time,” she explained to Modelinia.
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Taylor, common’ now you know in between those cycles of steroids you need to maintain. Those bitch tits can be a bitch.
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Watch as 47 year old, Susan Sykes, also known as Busty Heart, breaks shyyt with her enormous breasts. She should seriously audition for America’s Got Talent.
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O.M.G. Paris Hilton is out of control. Watch the video of Paris driving with boyfriend, Cy Waits, smiling and enjoying life, when they run over one of the paparazzi’s leg. Shortly after, they flee the scene, as the paps start to yell “hit and run.” Serves them right for getting so damn close to the car. Don’t they know Paris has places to be, people to see, and drugs to snort. We hope this doesn’t result in more legalities for the heiress. That would really put a damper on things.
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Slunt of the Day Sandra Lee was born July 3, 1966 in Los Angeles to teenage parents. By the age of two, Sandra and her one-year-old sister, Cindy, lived with their paternal grandmother, Lorraine. By 1972 her parents had divorced and her mother remarried moving them to Sumner, Washington. At age 11 her mother divorced for a second time and became depressed and very ill. Sandra then took on the role of mom to her five younger siblings. Her responsibilities included buying groceries, preparing the meals, and handling the family finances.
In the early 1990s, Lee created a product called “Kurtain Kraft”, a home decorating tool using a wire rack and sheets or other fabric samples to create the appearance of decorative drapery. The product was sold on infomercials and cable shopping networks. Semi-Homemade Cooking with Sandra Lee premiered on the Food Network in 2003. Each episode contains an arts and crafts element, in which Lee decorates the table setting in accordance with the theme of the meal that she just prepared. She refers to these as “tablescapes”. Lee’s second Food Network series, Sandra’s Money Saving Meals, began airing on May 10, 2009. She has released 16 books, many of them New York Times bestsellers. A magazine based on her show, “Sandra Lee Semi-Homemade,” was released in 2009. Her memoir, Made From Scratch, was released November 6, 2007.
In 2009 she received a Daytime Emmy nomination for Outstanding Achievement in Hairstyling.
This slunt brings elegance to white trash homes across America.
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That Slunt Jenny McCarthy is giving some good TMI deets in her new autobiography Love, Lust & Faking it: The Naked Truth About Sex, Lies and True Romance. The 37-year-old former Playmate and former MTV queen says that although she’s honest, she did hold back on the intimate details of her recent split from beau of five years, Jim Carrey. “If he wasn’t famous, he’d be splattered all over this book,” she told Oprah in a recent chat. “I’m always honest about everything. I just have to respect his privacy.”
And the greatest revelation in the book is on how a Playboy photographer compared her cho cha to roadkill! Hmm…but what kind of roadkill? I envision a pancake-flat hairy skunk that has its guts split open.
She says after getting rejected by a modeling agency, she thought she would walk into the Chicago Playboy building across the street and just try her luck taking off her clothes instead. But a persnickety receptionist schooled her that a bitch just can’t walk into The NY Times of tittay mags and expect to get hired.
As she marched out, an exec ran into a then 18-year-old Jenny and offered her a test shoot on the spot.
She explains:
“I put on a bikini… I didn’t know how to pose; it was like a mugshot.”
“I went home and within one hour, and this is not an exaggeration, Playboy called and said, ‘You’re Miss October!’”
But McCarthy admitted there was a huge shock in store for her the first time she disrobed for the magazine’s photographer.
She added, “He says, ‘Lose your undies…’ and all of a sudden I hear, ‘Woah!’
“I see them talk to the make-up artist and the make-up artist comes walking over and she goes, ‘They said they’d never saw anyone as hairy as you their entire life.’
“I said, ‘Well, I’m half Polish!’”
Jenny was paid $20,000 for the Miss October 1993 shoot, then went on to appear in Playboy again the following year.
And you know the rest.
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