An ancient dildo was excavated last week in Sweden. Archaeologist Gsran Gruber of the National Heritage Board in Sweden said:
“Your mind and my mind wanders away to make this interpretation about what it looks like — for you and me, it signals this erected-penis-like shape. But if that’s the way the Stone Age people thought about it, I can’t say.”
You can’t say Gsran Gruber? Come on now. What else did the Stone Age people have to do besides make fire, hunt, and fuck themselves with decrepit dildos.
By the way, the ancient dildo isn’t very impressive at about 4 inches long and 0.8 inches in diameter.
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