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“The Real Housewives Of Atlanta” star Kim Zolciak seems to have finally moved on from her publicity ploy lesbian lover DJ Tracy Young and sugar daddy Big Poppa. Kim is reportedly completely in love with Atlanta Falcons defensive end, Kroy Biermann.
“They’ve been dating for about two months,” says a friend of Kim. Kim and her 24 year-old boy toy made their first appearance together at the wedding of her fellow co-star Cynthia Bailey this past Saturday.
Kyyym Dirty Low Down Money Wit’ A Wig is probably old enough to be the mother of the 6’3’’ and 260-pound NFL star. Kroy doesn’t seem to care about their age difference (14 years, if Kim didn’t lie about her age [38]!) as the two were seen “laughing, kissing and have a great time together.”
Chelsea Handler was recently interviewed by Diablo of Red Band Trailer and it was kind of cool to see Chelsea being the one answering the questions this time. She revealed that she has recently learned that she is great in bed and she didn’t realize she was so hot. Chelsea is the queen of dry sense of humor and that’s why we love that slunt.
Being that The Scenestirz are New York City’s first Social Media Socialites, we are very curious to see what the upcoming movie The Social Network, will unfold about the world of social media. The plot is as follows:
On a fall night in 2003, Harvard undergrad and computer programming genius Mark Zuckerberg sits down at his computer and heatedly begins working on a new idea. In a fury of blogging and programming, what begins in his dorm room soon becomes a global social network and a revolution in communication. A mere six years and 500 million friends later, Mark Zuckerberg is the youngest billionaire in history… but for this entrepreneur, success leads to both personal and legal complications.
Incase you were wondering, this is what the real Mark Zuckerberg looks like. And now for the trailer…
African American pinga lover Lisa Lampanelli will be returning to roast David Hasselhoff at the upcoming Comedy Central special. Several years ago Lisa roasted Pamela Anderson. The Hoff better prepare himself because Lisa goes for the jugular every time.
Watch this video on VideoSurf or see more Comedy Central Roast Videos or Lisa Lampanelli Videos
Lisa Lampanelli to Roast The HoffAmy Phillips is a comedian who has gotten her fame from making videos in which she imitates Rachel Zoe. Here’s a video of the imitator and the real Rachel Zoe battling it out.
Ok so, you need to watch the trailer for this Lifetime movie because it is so ridiculously dramatic. The name of the movie is Client List which is pretty amusing in itself. We would like to instruct all of you slunts out there to now go through your iPhone or Blackberry contact numbers and count how many “clients” you have in there. Everyone is a whore these days in one way or another. It’s really not that serious but we are glad Jennifer Love Hewitt has found something to “act” in.
“I definitely think this was emotionally one of the hardest thing I ever had to do. It was a world I didn’t understand and it was a world I was judgmental of.”
Here’s Sylvester Stallone giving you a visual of what The Hulk’s dick might look like. This geezer has got some hung veins. Most of your are saying Ewwww, but trust there is some dirty little power bottom out there just wet with delight over what a fisting with those arms could provide. The sad part is, after all these years of roid usage Sly’s dick is anything but big and veiny we’re sure.
It is clear to us that the only reason why LaToya’s sister is working on this new film is because LaToya had to pass it up due to other projects she currently consumed with. Here’s LaToya’s sister on the set of For Colored Girls Who Have Considered Suicide When the Rainbow Is Enuf, a drama based on Ntozake Shange’s about existence from the perspective of 20 nameless black females, directed by Tyler Perry.
Other cast members include; Whoopi Goldberg, Kerry Washington, Anika Noni Rose, and Macy Gray.
Everybody grab your lube and a tub of popcorn cuz our former Slunt of the Day Pee-Wee Herman is “cumming” back to movie theaters. Mecca Hiney Ho!
Judd Apatow (the dude who directed Knocked Up & The 40-Year-Old Virgin) tells Variety that he is producing a brand new Pee-Wee movie which will be co-written by Paul Reubens and Paul Rust. Judd said, “Let’s face it, the world needs more Pee-wee Herman. I am so excited to be working with Paul Reubens — who is an extraordinary and ground-breaking actor and writer. It’s so great to watch him return with such relevance.”
Judd approached Paul Reubens about the idea of a new movie after watching his sold-out Pee-Wee stage show in Los Angeles.
So this means that we’re also getting the triumphant return of Miss Yvonne, Dottie and Hermit Hattie! Are you taking notes Directors, because these three slunts need to be in that shit.
And just for your viewing pleasure, here’s a portrait of Miss Yvonne today. Don’t act like you don’t want to see her in IMAX 3D.
Since Amanda Bynes knows very well that she can never top her Oscar-winning work in the cinematic masterpiece that is She’s The One, she has decided to quit while she’s ahead and officially retire from Hollywood. We can just hear everyone in Hollywood saying, “Um. Didn’t we fire her a while ago?”
In a series of Tweets yesterday, Amanda took her final bow and exited of the pretend stage in her head:
I’ve never written the movies & tv shows I’ve been apart of I’ve only acted like the characters the producers or directors wanted me to play
6:58 AM Jun 19th via web
Being an actress isn’t as fun as it may seem
6:59 AM Jun 19th via web
If I don’t love something anymore I stop doing it
7:47 AM Jun 19th via web
I don’t love acting anymore so I’ve stopped doing it
7:48 AM Jun 19th via web
I know 24 is a young age to retire but you heard it here first I’ve #retired
7:50 AM Jun 19th via web
Somewhere Meryl Streep is letting out a giant sigh of relief, because her main competition is no longer in the game.
