Ok so, you need to watch the trailer for this Lifetime movie because it is so ridiculously dramatic. The name of the movie is Client List which is pretty amusing in itself. We would like to instruct all of you slunts out there to now go through your iPhone or Blackberry contact numbers and count how many “clients” you have in there. Everyone is a whore these days in one way or another. It’s really not that serious but we are glad Jennifer Love Hewitt has found something to “act” in.
“I definitely think this was emotionally one of the hardest thing I ever had to do. It was a world I didn’t understand and it was a world I was judgmental of.”
Here’s Sylvester Stallone giving you a visual of what The Hulk’s dick might look like. This geezer has got some hung veins. Most of your are saying Ewwww, but trust there is some dirty little power bottom out there just wet with delight over what a fisting with those arms could provide. The sad part is, after all these years of roid usage Sly’s dick is anything but big and veiny we’re sure.
It is clear to us that the only reason why LaToya’s sister is working on this new film is because LaToya had to pass it up due to other projects she currently consumed with. Here’s LaToya’s sister on the set of For Colored Girls Who Have Considered Suicide When the Rainbow Is Enuf, a drama based on Ntozake Shange’s about existence from the perspective of 20 nameless black females, directed by Tyler Perry.
Other cast members include; Whoopi Goldberg, Kerry Washington, Anika Noni Rose, and Macy Gray.
Everybody grab your lube and a tub of popcorn cuz our former Slunt of the Day Pee-Wee Herman is “cumming” back to movie theaters. Mecca Hiney Ho!
Judd Apatow (the dude who directed Knocked Up & The 40-Year-Old Virgin) tells Variety that he is producing a brand new Pee-Wee movie which will be co-written by Paul Reubens and Paul Rust. Judd said, “Let’s face it, the world needs more Pee-wee Herman. I am so excited to be working with Paul Reubens — who is an extraordinary and ground-breaking actor and writer. It’s so great to watch him return with such relevance.”
Judd approached Paul Reubens about the idea of a new movie after watching his sold-out Pee-Wee stage show in Los Angeles.
So this means that we’re also getting the triumphant return of Miss Yvonne, Dottie and Hermit Hattie! Are you taking notes Directors, because these three slunts need to be in that shit.
And just for your viewing pleasure, here’s a portrait of Miss Yvonne today. Don’t act like you don’t want to see her in IMAX 3D.
Since Amanda Bynes knows very well that she can never top her Oscar-winning work in the cinematic masterpiece that is She’s The One, she has decided to quit while she’s ahead and officially retire from Hollywood. We can just hear everyone in Hollywood saying, “Um. Didn’t we fire her a while ago?”
In a series of Tweets yesterday, Amanda took her final bow and exited of the pretend stage in her head:
I’ve never written the movies & tv shows I’ve been apart of I’ve only acted like the characters the producers or directors wanted me to play
6:58 AM Jun 19th via web
Being an actress isn’t as fun as it may seem
6:59 AM Jun 19th via web
If I don’t love something anymore I stop doing it
7:47 AM Jun 19th via web
I don’t love acting anymore so I’ve stopped doing it
7:48 AM Jun 19th via web
I know 24 is a young age to retire but you heard it here first I’ve #retired
7:50 AM Jun 19th via web
Somewhere Meryl Streep is letting out a giant sigh of relief, because her main competition is no longer in the game.
Yes, it is unfortunately true that Scary Spice will soon have her own reality tv show. Being that she’s already married, has several children, and the Spice Girls are on hiatus, we can only imagine how entertaining the show will be.
Scary Spice was on Lopez Tonight talking about the show and her fitness secrets. Her main workout secret is sex with her baldy husband, Stephen Belafonte, five times a day. Whore.
One of our favorite comedians Kathy Griffin was on The View today promoting, My Life On The D-list which the new season premiers tonight at 9pm on Bravo. Kathy, who was previously banned from the show, is now unbanned and thank god, because there are no words to describe today’s interview. First of all, the interview was 12 minutes long, during which Elizabeth Hasselbeck was completely quiet and barely broke a smile. Then she had the nerve to yawn, with arms up and all!
She was getting red in the face to the point where she had to blurt out some rubbish at the very end attacking Kathy to which Kathy basically called her crazy. We just love when dumb people do things to make themselves look even dumber.
The altercation starts at the 5 minute mark. Enjoy.
Will general audiences in the United States ever see I Love You Phillip Morris, the Jim Carrey/Ewan McGregor gay farce that played at Sundance in 2009? It’s looking less and less likely, since despite being released all over the world by now, the film still can’t land a U.S. distributor that can actually pay its guarantee. Potentially part of the holdup? This super graphic gay sex scene.
Consider this clip, which leaked to the net week, the closest thing you may ever get to Phillip Morris. (Goodness knows that after watching these two graphic sexcapades involving Jim Carrey’s title character, you’ll feature closer to Phillip Morris than you ever could have thought possible.)
Is it any wonder that the trashiest of all trash Danielle Staub from the Real Housewives of New Jersey has a sex tape lingering? I mean, come on. The 75 minute long sex tape reportedly shows Danielle in some compromising positions with an unknown man. The film was taped shortly after Danielle’s appearance on the Real Housewives of New Jersey began last year.
Wow. Not only is she a mother of two but she’s 47. That’s just vile. Here’s some cut footage from Danielle’s birthday that Bravo didn’t air because of its raunchiness. We love how cum guzzler Danielle is pretending not to like pinga in her face. You’re not a very good actress, Danielle.
Gregg Leakes got caught by radio show host Corey King, on air, admitting that he’s trying to divorce America’s Sweetheart Nene Leakes (real name Lenithia Bonita Smith) and wants her to pay him back the $300,000 he spent making her into a Real Housewives of Atlanta franchise star.
The pair have been coy to the media about the split (probably because it’s going to be a major plot point; RHOA season 3 cameras are rolling as we speak), denying rumors that they were divorcing, or that Nene was cheating on Gregg with NFL player Charles Grant (as first insinuated by Kim Zolciak on Watch What Happens Live).
Gregg blames the split on Nene’s head spinning from all of her fame, and thinking that she was something big, and needed a millionaire if she needed a man at all. (Her new nose probably isn’t helping her new attitude.) Gregg says they were going to fly to Jamaica to hash things out and figure out what they’re going to do, but he made it clear that he thought Nene would be nothing without the $300,000 he invested in her, and he wants the cash back.
Corey got Gregg to spill so easily because Mr. Leakes owes him some money. Gregg later told Kandi Burruss on her UStream show that he owes Corey just $100.
Nene good for you! You had to do what was necessary in order to become America’s Sweetheart and we fully sympathize. Drop that old man now, and make sure you invite the Scenestirz to your wedding with that NFL player.
