The Scenestirz have found a new favorite past time. In our downtime we like to sit around, pop some bottles of Vueve, maybe spark a blunt or two, and go through pictures of lesbians who look like new pop sensation Justin Bieber.

This amazing site was brought to our attention after our posting yesterday in “Jus’ Sayin,” where we compared new pop sensation Justin Bieber to C list actress Ellen Page. Well, apparently new pop sensation Justin Bieber is not only a clone of Ellen Page, but is a spitting image of 70% of the world’s lesbian population. This site http://lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber.tumblr.com/ has postings daily, throughout the day, of lesbians worldwide who look exactly like new pop sensation Justin Bieber.

Just a suggestion from the Scenestirz, Justin; the lesbians don’t really have their “Gaga” yet. Sarah Mclachlan hasn’t had a hit in years, and Melissa Etheridge is no longer the cat’s meow. We say you headline the Lilith Fair 2010, drop a remix with the Indigo Girls, and go on The Ellen Show a few times. The lesbians need a new pop icon.

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Big thank you to J.J!

Blondes Have More Value

Walmart is raising eyebrows after cutting the price of a black Barbie doll to nearly half of that of the doll’s white counterpart at one store and possibly others.
This picture shows packages of Mattel’s Ballerina Barbie and Ballerina Teresa dolls hanging side by side at a Walmart in Louisiana. The Teresa dolls, which feature brown skin and dark hair, are marked as being on sale at $3.00. The Barbies to the right of the Teresa dolls, meanwhile, retain their original price of $5.93. The dolls look identical aside from their color.
Shame on you Walmart!

P.S. Did the little white girl at the 1:43 mark of the below video say “I like the hip hop bitch!?”
P.S.S is that our plastic vision Jocelyn Wildenstein the Catwoman with the little white girl ?!


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A Slunty Title for Uncle Karl

Crazy Old Man Karl Lagerfeld is getting a slunty title. He is being appointed Commander of the French Legion of Honor. There’s just one problem. The uniforms for this honour are a blasphemous white. Whatever will Karl do? Knowing him, he’ll have Chanel make a custom black jacket just for him. Forget Commander, we think he should be appointed Head Slunt of the French Legion of Honor. Yes, that title would definitely better suit him.

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The Price Is Creepy

Just because our former Slunt of the Day Bob Barker didn’t achieve professional status as a sexual harasser until 2000, it doesn’t mean he wasn’t dominating the amateur circuit before then. Looks like the guy did pretty well for himself when it came to making female contestants uncomfortable.

Bob was just outta control with that slunty little microphone of his.

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Kelly Clarkson Is A Lady

At a concert in Germany, Kelly Clarkson had to pee so bad that she had the band cover for her in the middle of a song while she ran to use the bathroom. She later admitted that she just couldn’t hold it any longer and apologized to the fans. Kelly Clarkson is a lady unlike Fergie who has pissed all over herself during concerts before.

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Disney ‘Mean Girls’

The movie “Mean Girls” gets a Disney makeover in this very clever remix. Ariel from “The Little Mermaid” stars as the Lindsay Lohan character, and there are performances from most of Disney’s deep bench of excellent characters. Watch out For Jasmine. She can be a huge Slunt!

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It appears according to the New York Times online edition this week that Hilary Clinton and Chilean President Michelle Bachelet have been turned into Magical Midget Angel Mexican Women.

Talk about a TYPO.

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Don’t Fuck With A Squirrel

We don’t know what caused the fight. We don’t know who wins. All we know is that these little bitches can throw down. Don’t fuck with a squirrel. With the recent rabies scare in central park, and now this, we don’t think we will be venturing to central park anytime soon.

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Our girl Nicki Minaj was lookin’ fly at Jay-z’s concert last night at Madison Square Garden in NYC. Reports attacked the female rapper as she was exiting the venue. One reporter can be heard saying, “I know you are the Black Barbie. Barbie is looking for a new job. Is there any advice you would give her?” How dare he ask Nicki such a ridiculous question. Can’t he see she’s being attacked by the paps and needs to get into her car. Some people.

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Looks like our little Dakota Fanning is growing up to be quite the Slunt and we could not be more proud of her. Here is Dakota and Kristen Stewart singing “Cherry Bomb” for the Runaways movie.

It is only a matter of time before Dakota is snorting blow and giving head in bathrooms. Hollywood needs a new Lindsay and we have a hunch Dakota who just turned 16 last week is ready for the challenge.

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