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Mo’Nique is probably one of the most talked about people that was at this year’s Golden Globes between her dress and her acceptance speech for her phenomenal performance in Precious; people were really in awe of her. Well, the Scenestirz are in awe of this bitch’s leg hair. That’s right, Mo’Nique does not believe in shaving her hairy ass legs and they are hairy, dayyuum.

Mo'nique at 2010 Golden GlobesMo'Nique Shows Legs at 2010 Golden Globes

She even brought her caveman legs to the View. Bahbah must have been crawling out of her skin. This woman has no shame!

For those of you barbaric women out there, if you have grown your leg hair to the point of no return, and are just embarrassed to have it waxed by someone at this point, we suggest purchasing a home body hair removal kit. For leg hair the coarseness and thickness of that of Mo’Niques we suggest the extra-strength wax kit. It does come with 20 strips, however if you run out, you can use old bed sheets cut into strips. The waxing lasts up to 8 weeks so need to worry about the upkeep.

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Now that LaToya has become America’s “It” girl, skin-lightening creams with names like Hyprogel and Fair & White are flying off the shelves. I’m sure LaToya just uses a tiny bit to simply even out and brighten the tone of her face, neck and hands, but many are now using the lightening creams “to be more accepted in society.”

Many are finding however that after months of twice-a-day applications, skin becomes not only fairer, but it becomes so thin that a touch will bruise the face. Capillaries become visible, and stubborn acne may develop. All three are side effects prescription-strength steroids in some of the creams, which can bought over the counter in beauty supply stores.

Everyone seems to be catching the LaToya fever these days, even former Chicago Cubs slugger, Sammy Sosa. A few words of advice to Sammy from the Scenestirz, LaToya would never wear that shade of lipstick, LaToya’s hair is all natural, she would never use that much product, and LaToya does not purchase her color contacts from the Chinese hair and beauty supply store.

For those of you who are looking to get the look of LaToya’s beautiful fair skin, you can order Hyprogel here.

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