According to reports, the attacker called it “rubbish” and demanded his money back from staff. But when they refused, he marched out of Mystery Hall Sex Shop in St. Pauli, Germany, only to return a few minutes later to start a fight.

That’s when the sales assistant was knocked out cold by the suspect, then he pocketed $540 from the cash register and took off.

This had to be one of those Michael Lucas films. Rubbish indeed.

It’s almost like Glee star Naya Rivera took Carrie Underwood’s song Before He Cheats too literally when she took not a Louisville slugger to her ex’s car, but keyed the luxury vehicle.
New Details have surfaced.
“Naya and a girlfriend went to a liquor store around 1 am and bought eggs and dog food,” an eyewitness confirmed to sources.
“They were laughing hysterically the whole time they were in the store,” the eyewitness said. “They didn’t seem drunk, they were just being silly.”
The girls purchased the dog food and eggs and trashed Salling’s car that was parked on the street.

The vandalism was first reported by Us Weekly and a source said Rivera let loose on the car after she became jealous and “went crazy when she read about other girls.”
Salling plays hunky bad-boy-turned-glee-clubber Puck on the hit Fox TV show while Rivera plays Santana, a snotty cheerleader forced to join the glee club.
Dog food and eggs? This bitch was creative. What is the moral of this story scenestirz? Do not fuck with a Latina. Even if she is on Glee. Locas are Locas.

STUNNED Cincinnati police officers couldn’t believe their eyes when a routine traffic stop yielded a woman at the wheel with her pants unbuttoned and a SEX TOY on her lap.
Colondra Hamilton, 36, admitted to masturbating while driving as she watched a pornographic video on a computer held by a passenger, according to a police report.


Police say they only pulled over the defendant for an overly dark tinted-window violation, but discovered a broken crack pipe in her possession.

Hamilton is charged with driving with misdemeanor impaired alertness and two counts of possession of drug paraphernalia.

A Florida woman has given new meaning to the term “internal medicine.”

Law enforcement officials say they saw a bag of Xanax fall from between 22-year-old Elizabeth Athenia Progris’ legs after she showered in a Martin County jail on Aug. 13.

For Progris, the cat was out of the bag (and vice versa) when a deputy noticed the plastic baggie plummet from her pussy as she dried off.

How could they take this poor bitch’s Zanax away from her?! Look at her fucking hair. Clearly she is a little frazzled and could have used those.

A man in his 40s was arrested at 6:30am this morning after banging on the windows of Paris Hilton’s home and trying to break in with 2 big knives. Paris saw the man on the sekurrity cameras and called the police immediately.

Paris posted this pic of the scene outside of her house this morning on her twitter page and wrote, “So Scary, just got woken up to a guy trying to break into my house holding 2 big knifes. Cops are here arresting him.”

Thank god you’re alright, Paris.

Whoopi Goldberg yelled profanities at Real Housewife of DC cast member, Michaele Salahi, after she claimed Whoopi hit her while she was a guest on the View yesterday. Michaele is the same bitch who broke into the White House so she obviously has a few screws loose. Apparently Whoopi grabbed her arm to grab her attention which her convoluted little brain turned into, that she hit her.

Whoopi yelled “I didn’t fucking hit you! Did you say I fucking hit you?” She’s supposed to discuss the incident on today’s show. We give you permission to hit her next time.

Police say 28-year-old Michael Wayne Edwards, Jr. was staring at a woman inside a Giant food store in Gaithersburg, then followed her to the parking lot where he approached the victim from behind and used a liquid pump spray–similar to soap dispensers–to spray her back and hair. It was determined that the liquid was filled with human semen. Edwards was charged with second degree assault with the possibility of additional charges, and was released on $4,000 bond.

CUM on lady clam down. Don’t get your C-String panties in a twist. What’s the big deal? He is not even all the bad looking. Actually he has a little L.L. Cool Jay sexiness going on. The Scenestirz think we can speak for all our readers in saying we have all been jizzed on in some way or another without our knowing it. You don’t see us getting all prude and pressing charges. Maybe “charging them” but pressing charges is taking it a little far.

Sekurrity!!! on Snooks! Leave our Bumpit alone.