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A 94-year-old Arizona man accused of sexually assaulting children in the past, was arrested for masturbating in a neighbor’s garage using a vacum as a pleasure device.

According to reports, Dale Warren Graham, 94, was arrested last Thursday after a neighbor alerted police that Graham was in the garage of a home that didn’t belong to him, and was pleasuring himself with a running vacuum cleaner down his pants.

Payson police say the arrest follows a three week investigation on claims that he inappropriately touched several young neighborhood children raging in ages eight to 17.
Graham was arrested for public sexual indecency, aggravated assault, and child molestation.

Doesn’t he share a creepy resemblance to Family Guy’s old geezer Herbert the Pervert?

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We can completely understand where this crazy Russian lady is coming from. There have been many times when we have been getting ready to go out, and want to throw a few back first, so we hit up the liquor store and they don’t have what we want to drink. Nothing is more disappointing than that. Watch this woman break every bottle in sight at a liquor store in San Francisco while screaming in Russian.

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The man below is 30 year-old struggling porn star and web designer, Stephen Hill, who is responsible for a brutal stabbing rampage at a Van Nuys video production facility that left one of his co-workers dead and another two wounded on Tuesday (June 1). The suspect fled in a blue Toyota RAV4 with license plate 5YTC423 and is currently at large.

Stephen reportedly used a machete-style weapon in the attack after learning he had lost his job and faced eviction from the office. There were seven people in the office at the time of the attack. The three wounded victims were rushed to the hospital where one was pronounced dead.

There is some speculation in the adult industry that Hill performs under the name “Steve Driver.” Porn actress Dana Dearmond remarked on Twitter “omg i thought of steve driver when they said it was a skinny black guy with a sword. I knew he wasn’t right in the head.”

Yikes! This is beyond some Latino Fan Club shyyt. I mean, we all have our street trade fantasies and all…..but this is taking things a little too far.

Below are some pictures the Scenestirz dug up on his Myspace page. (Of course Myspace, who else would still be on that site?)

 

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