Today’s Slunt Slap goes to 36 year old drug cartel leader Edgar Valdez-Villarreal for having the nickname “La Barbie.” Authorities have issued a $2 Million reward for information leading to the capture of La Barbie who played a key role in shipping roughly 100 kilograms of cocaine across the border at Laredo, Texas in 2005.
The other barbies involved, Carlos Montemayor (La Ken), 37, Juan Montemayor (La Midge), 45, Ruben Hernandez (La Skipper), 38, and Roberto Lopez (La Courtney), 31, were indicted with conspiring to import and distribute cocaine, as well as attempted money laundering.
Slunt Slap on your pretty little pink cocaine bootie, La Barbie.
The picture below is from a charity event Russell Simmons hosted at his Manhattan apartment a couple of weeks ago. At this charity event, one of Russell’s precious works of art, a $100,000 chalk drawing by Gary Simmons (zero relation), was left partially fucked up after some chick accidentally rubbed against it.
Russell tells Page Six, “One woman, who shall not be named, rubbed up against a chalk drawing. She didn’t realize it had been intentionally smudged by the artist, so she took a cloth to wipe it, rubbing off a part of the artwork.”
Russell is the dumb bitch here, because who leaves a $100,000 chalk painting out like that?! If it’s so fancy and special, put glass over that mess. Or laminate it.
The Scenestirz have the behind the scenes scoop though of course. Russell was too busy sucking boys off in his closet during the party to give a shit about any stupid chalk painting.
Russell come out of your closet for a second so we can give you a nice big slunt slap upside the head!
The pregnant and always crazy Celine Dione, 42, had this ridiculous waterpark constructed on her $20million home, which she shares with husband/father Rene Angelil, 68, and their nine-year-old son Rene Charles.
The lavish pool system uses 500,000 gallons of water and includes two swimming pools, two water slides and a lazy river, which has a slow current to carry bathers around the pool.
Someone give us a bottle of her fragrance “Sensational” so we can spray her in the eyes with it, and then break the bottle over her head.
The mansion is on Jupiter Island, which is where some of the wealthiest people in the US live, including disgraced golfer Tiger Woods.
Celine’s house, which is is a whopping 9,825 square feet, lies on 5.7acres that contains an underground garage.
The mansion also boasts eight bedrooms split up in two guest rooms, a 460-square feet wardrobe, and a gym in the beach-side cabana.
And while she is probably thrilled to bits with her water-themed back garden, it’s not exactly gone down well with her neighbours.
According to reports in the States, Celine angered her local community when she used up all the fresh water supply on the island, which led to a drought and water restrictions in the area.
Celine was fined for the massive use of water and in an attempt to appease her neighbours, had six wells constructed on the property to store enough water to keep the pipes pumping the 6.5million gallons needed for the park each year.
But even that hasn’t pacified the locals who, according to the National Enquirer, are furious she was even granted permission to have the wells built.
They are also concerned about the damage her actions will have on the environment.
Celine get your crazy ass outta that pool so we can give you a slunt slap right upside your head.
Today’s Slunt Slap goes to Paula Deen’s maid, Mary Alice White, who cleaned her out of more than $10,000 in jewelry and other precious metals between the period of August 2009 – May 2010. Paula’s husband, Michael Groover found the maid with the stolen jewelry in her possession and fired Ms. Mary Alice White immediately. Paula shoulda whacked her over the head with a nice cold stick of butter, y’all.
