The most recent episode of “CNN: Revealed” profiles Dolce & Gabbana, the “designer with two heads,” as Domenico Dolce puts it. The men hired acting coach Susan Batson to make sure the male models were focused, which involved a lot of screaming coming from a small troll like woman and mutterings of, “Terrible, terrible.” Click ahead to 4:30 to see Ms. Batson at work, but watch the entire clip if you enjoy staring at dumb male models in Italian fashions.

Good thing Ms. Batson was not hired to do any of the shows I walked when modeling in Milan. I would have punched that bitch in the pussy if she screamed at me that way.


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Dolce & Gabbana Hire Acting Coach To Scream At Male Models

Feliz Aniversário Gisele!

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Happy 30th Birthday Gisele!

Feliz Aniversário Gisele!
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Dita Von Teese Isn’t High Maintenance

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Dita Von Teese recently sounded off on the subject of sweatpants. When asked if she’d ever wear a pair, she remarked, “Why would I do that? Who wants to purposefully feel crappy?”

But, don’t get her wrong, Miss Von Teese isn’t high maintenance. She revealed that she gets ready just as quickly as any other woman she knows. She told Vogue UK, “I have a lot of friends that have a very natural look and it takes just as long [to achieve]. They straighten their hair, wear all that bronzer and beige lipstick and apply 50 coats of mascara to make themselves look natural. I’m doing the same thing just with different colors. I set my hair which is actually quicker than a blow dry.”

Dita Von Teese Isn’t High Maintenance

It seems that you won’t find Kate Moss’ or Naomi Campbell’s name on the long list of Lady Gaga fans. The Daily Mail reports that it was supermodels versus the songstress at a recent photo shoot for i-D magazine.
Just Moss and Campbell were supposed to star in i-D’s September issue but at the last minute, they were told that they’d be posing with Gaga. A source said, “Naomi and Kate refused to play second fiddle to Gaga and insisted on having their own retouching done, so they were all shot separately.” Supposedly there will now be three different covers.
Yikes. Talk about a bad romance.
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Kate Moss & Naomi Campbell Cause Drama With Lady Gaga

How Chanel Does Take Away

Karl Lagerfield isn’t dumb; he knows where the money is. Here’s a new accessory from the Chanel Pre-Fall 2010 Métiers d’Art Collection. The bag is shaped like a takeout Chinese food container and even says “Take Away” on it, however, we wouldn’t suggest filling your Chanel bag with General Tsao’s chicken and rice.

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How Chanel Does Take Away
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Here at Scenestirz, we have seen countless crazy catwalk looks. Each season, we watch as designers send out the good, the bad, the ugly, the heinous and the weird. But Patrick Mohr created the strangest runway collection we’ve ever seen. Period. Exclamation point! At Berlin Fashion Week, Mohr presented an otherwise pretty-wearable collection on bald, whiskered models. Take a look and tell us what you think.

Glad to see that high fashion is still making women look their sexiest. Don’t you just want to bend these bitches over and give it to them good?

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Don’t You Just Want To Bend These Models Over And Bang Them?

A Day In The Life Of A Male Model

This is exactly why I hated my days as a male model. They are so fucking dumb.

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A Day In The Life Of A Male Model

Usually Dita Von Teese sits front row at the shows during Paris Fashion Week, well this season she walked the runway during Jean-Paul Gaultier’s Haute Couture show. Dita wore a sequined corset designed by Mr. Pearl. The shoes by Christian Louboutin of course.

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Dita Von Teese Walks The Runway For Paris Fashion Week

Abercrombie & Bedbugs

Abercrombie & Fitch Co. said Friday that it closed a second store in New York due to a bed bug infestation.
The preppy teen clothing seller said it closed a Hollister store on Thursday in the SoHo neighborhood of New York. That location is expected to open at 10 a.m. on Saturday.
It closed a second location, an Abercrombie & Fitch store in the South Street Seaport, on Friday for the same reason.

NASTY! Thank god the Scenestirz would never be caught dead in an Abercrombie, South Street Seaport is down the street from Scenestirz headquarters.

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Abercrombie & Bedbugs

Naomi Campbell and actress Mia Farrow will be summoned to testify at former Liberian President Charles Taylor’s war crimes trial, addressing allegations Taylor gave the supermodel an uncut diamond at a South African reception in 1997.

The Special Court for Sierra Leone granted a request Wednesday by prosecutors to call Campbell and Farrow, along with actress Carol White, but it is not yet clear when their summons will be issued.
One thing is for sure, they are not getting those diamonds back from Naomi. Thank You Very Much!

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Naomi Campbell To Testify At Blood Diamond Trial: THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
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