We think Drew Berrymore was going for a refined safari look, but unfortunately what she ended up with was Crocodile Dundee meets Pocahontas during the Civil War.
Take That SHYYT OffLooks like baby Jesus has just finished up his Home Ec. sewing class. And though the thought was very nice, we think Silly Putty Face Madonna should maybe have just worn these pajama pants for him in the bedroom. After all she looks so hot and sexy in them, we are sure he wants to just bend her over and bang her till her face changes form again.
As for Jesus, he better take that shyyt off too. These corn rows have him looking very Latino Fan Club GoGo Boy Street Trade Hot and we wanna see the pinga.
These two locos are getting crazier and crazier by the day. We love where this is going.
Take That SHYYT OffWhoever styled this mess missed the mark and it’s really such a shame because Leona looks stunningly beautiful and we actually love this dress. However, what is up with the opaque black tights? She should be wearing a small fishnet tight. And those shoes?!?! She had to have gotten those at Aldo on sale.
Take That SHYYT OffEat, Pray, Live and Take That SHYYT Off woman. What kind of ugly ass flower patch was Julia Roberts rummaging through before she stepped onto the red carpet? I am shocked and dismayed to say the least.
Take That SHYYT OffKaty Perry made several costume changes during the Teen Choice Awards the other night and all of them were bad.
Take That SHYYT OffThis is what happens when we compliment this bitch one time. She goes and effs it up again. We are convinced that at this point she is completely incapable of dressing like a human and will do anything for attention like paint her lips smurf blue. She tries way too hard.
Take That SHYYT OffWe’re sad to say that Silly Putty Face Madonna is back. We’ve been watching her all week as she’s been walking around with no makeup on dressed in schmatas. We know what you’re going to say. She’s Madonna and can do whatever she wants and rightfully so, she has definitely paid her dues, but damn, I don’t wanna see that.
Take That SHYYT OffTori Spelling, although not the most striking in the face, actually looks quite amazing for a mom. Applause for Tori. However, why the hell is she wearing those jeans under that dress? I’m just picturing scenes from That 70’s Show, which I never watched for the mere reason that the characters always looked like this…weird.
Take That SHYYT OffSNORE. I’m bored with this Jessica Biel girl. She never pushes the envelope. This nude toga she’s wearing washes her out and those pumps are for the office, not the red carpet. If this is how she presents herself we can only imagine what she’s like in bed. Poor Justin, it’s probably like humping a dead fish.
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