When it comes to Lindsay Lohan, we’ve pretty much thrown our arms up in the air at this point. This girl is such a trainwreck, we can’t help but just watch her be the trainwreck that she is daily. Like how she left her house wearing this. A white caplet fur, with a pale pink chiffon dress, and gold wedges. At first, I thought she had fractured a bone or something in her hands, but those aren’t casts, they’re gloves. And it’s kind of gross that we can see her scalp. We would tell her to get some help, but we like her this way. The girl is an utter disaster.
WHAT. IS. THIS. Is Ciara wearing black paneled spandex denim leggings…with a sports bra?! That doesn’t even sound right. And that leather jacket is not the right size for her so it’s hitting her waist and arms in the wrong places. If she wanted to show off her blatant 6-pack she could have easily done that with a cutout swimsuit or something. I don’t get it.
Actually, you can keep your clothes on…we don’t wanna see bones…just change them, and eat something for crying out loud. Keira Knightley is wearing a Miu-Miu skirt and top however, they are not meant to be worn together and they are also not meant to be worn by an anorexic British actress. The shoes are for a different outfit and a different day, and so is the bag honey.
Oh, no. Saaaaaaalma. What is this monstrosity? Hate it. Another case of a woman who has popped out a baby and has loss all sex appeal and fashion sense. Very disconcerting. And did Peter Pan creep into her closet? What are those shoes?! Girl. We know you’re upset over the canceling of Ugly Betty but pull yourself together, this is no way to mourn.
Here at scenestirz.com we love our Take That SHYYT Off repeat fashion disaster offenders and unfortunately Anne Hathaway is one of them. She’s wearing a champagne Vivienne Westwood Couture strapless sequined dress with slit up the left side and gold Casadei platforms. First of all, where the hell are her tits? They’ve seem to have disappeared. We know neutrals and metallics are really hot right now but not from head to toe. Ew. And from this pose it’s obvious that Anne really needs to use the ladies room so if someone could point her in the right direction that would be great.
Ummmm…hmmm…so this is supposed to be Courtney Love’s interpretation of Alice In Wonderland. It’s funny because when I look at it, it seems to be more like a psychedelic Kate Bush acid trip and there’s nothing Alice In Wonderland about this whatsoever. Those gold satin Keebler elf shoes are hilarious. Where does a rockstar even acquire a pair like that? What a hot mess.
Lately, it seems like it’s everyone and their mother’s birthday and stars have been celebrating in unusual ways. Rihanna got a lap dance from a midget stripper, Jennifer Love Hewitt dressed up like a fool, and now sweet 16 Dakota Fanning is walking down the street with a tiara on her head. We were wondering if anyone was actually buying Lindsay Lohan’s 6126 leggings and seems like Dakota is quite the holier-than-thou fan. This girl is clearly trying to be the next Coke spokesperson with the way she’s holding that can. Take That SHYYT Off Dakota, but give that tiara to me.
This Ke$ha girl is really becoming a nuisance so we might as well address it and be done with it already. It doesn’t matter what picture we chose to represent her, for a rockstar she is an utter fashion disaster. I don’t know if it’s the west coast influence or if she just really likes looking like a Native American hunter and the animals she preys on but this little zebra catsuit is terrible. The concept is usually there but it’s executed in the completely wrong way. You can’t wear a catsuit if you’re a stick. Catsuits are meant for curves honey especially, if you’re going to wear a zebra catsuit and they need to be skin tight. That weird cane is her low budg attempt at a discostick. How dare her try to call herself Ke$ha Gaga! It’s just not right.
It’s times like these that Lady Gaga wishes the hair bow she infamously created would just die. Jennifer put her own unique spin on things with the pink bow barrette that my mommy used to put in my hair when I was 2. Loving the hot pink Pastry high-tops with matching leg warmers. By the way, this is how Jennifer Love Hewitt decided to celebrate her 30th birthday. In her case, turning 30 also warrants a straight jacket.
Liv Tyler was amongst the celebs present at Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week this season which I think makes this fashion crime even worse. The fashionistas are a hard crowd to impress and Liv certainly fell short of any type of compliment in this outfit. Black is always a safe choice especially when attending fashion week because most are sure to be wearing black from head-to-toe however, we are not feeling the azure blue doo-wop cardigan with mismatched cobalt tights. We understand she wanted the outfit to pop but the blue debauchery was not necessary.










