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Matthew McConaughey on the cover of Men’s Fitness this month. Wow. Really?

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Poor Marissa Miller had her left arm amputated by an overzealous photoshopper at Vicky’s Secretions.

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Here are “Average Faces Of Women From Around The World.”

Faces of women from each culture/race are put together to make an average face. Makes you wonder what an average United States of America face would look like.

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Paris on the set of her German ad campaign. Looking a little puffy and filled there Paris.

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La Reina del Pacifico has been jailed since 2007 in Mexico City for reportedly having been the key link between Mexico’s Sinaloa cartel and the Colombian suppliers of cocaine. She recently received Botox injections from a plastic surgeon who was allowed to enter the jail and administer the procedure. She is also currently awaiting a liposuction procedure. Since being admitted to jail, La Reina has enjoyed special privileges like being allowed to wear high heels and designer sunglasses. She’s amazing.

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Cyndi Lauper’s Chemical Peel.

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German porn star Carolin Berger, best known “Sexy Cora” who found fame on the German edition of Big Brother, died after suffering a brain hemorrhage, a direct complication from her sixth breast enhancement surgery on Thursday (January 20).

The 23 year-old wanted to get another upgrade (from F cup to G cup) to an astonishing size of 34G. The two doctors, who allegedly left Cora without oxygen for more than 15 minutes, have been accused of negligent manslaughter.

Cora’s husband told a German newspaper, ‘”The brain damage was too great. Her blood pressure dropped steadily, physiological functions gave out … then she went to sleep quietly.”

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Jennifer Aniston is trying waaaaaay to hard in this upcoming issue of Allure Magazine (February 2011) That cleft lip pout, the teddy bear, the bad wig, and the Kathy Ireland for K-Mart two piece sleep set are just a bit FUCKING CREEPY.

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Jackie Stallone is the Scenestirz newest Plastic Vision. True Plastic Perefction.

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Beauty is pain little girl.

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