We love it. Britney hasn’t had a single in forever, and she’s just smacking her name all over different ventures. Here’s her new campaign for Radiance, which is her ninth fragrance, a sparkling blend of wild berries dewy petals, which will hit stores September 2010.
We’re glad to see she found a weave that doesn’t reveal any bald spots. Brit looks beautifully radiant in this ad and extremely photoshopped.
Jwoww from Jersey Shore is in the August issue of Maxim and it seems that someone decided to photoshop Jwoww’s belly button right out of the picture. There’s plastic and then there’s weird, and not having a belly button is just weird.
That’s Sooo Plastic
If you do not know who Charice is yet, she is an 18 year-old Filipino pop star that has won our hearts with the song “Pyramid” which you can listen to below. Charice is also going to be on Glee and in order to prepare for her performance she underwent Botox treatment and a skin tightening procedure to “look fresh on camera” and to narrow her “naturally round face”. It’s never too early to start. Three words: prevention, prevention, prevention.
Courteney Cox is on the cover of Instyle for the month of August and her inside interview reveals she is a Botox addict, not like we couldn’t tell from what her face is doing.
She states, “Aging gracefully is one thing, but trying to slow it down is another. Sometimes I use Botox. Compared to most, I use it very sparingly. One time I did too much, though. I feel weird if I can’t move my face, and that one time I overdid it, I felt trapped in my own skin. I don’t have a problem with any of that stuff; if it makes you feel better about yourself and it’s done properly, then fine.”
We couldn’t agree more. Nothin’ wrong with drinking from the fountain of youth. By the way, this Botox goddess is 46.
Sheyla Hersey, a Texan resident who is originally from Brazil, has the largest breasts in the world at an insane size of 38KKK. In order to reach her perfect size she has undergone the knife 30 times. Now unfortunately Sheyla has staph infections in both of her breasts due to complications that took place during her most recent surgery and is fighting for her life.
Plastic faced Lil’ Kim celebrated her 36th birthday by launching her very own Queen Honey Bee Milkshake at Millions of Milkshakes in West Hollywood. Her signature shake has bananas, raspberries and Nutella. We’re hoping someone made sure her nose didn’t fall off into the blender while she was makin’ that thing.
Does anyone else think it’s scary that Lil’ Kim is only 36 and not relevant anymore whatsoever? Give Nicki Minaj another year and it’s gonna be Lil’ Kim, who?!
Babies. Chickens. Old People. A face made of Silly Putty & a shyyt load of photoshop. Behold the new Dolce & Gabbana / Madonna ads.
That’s Sooo PlasticWell well well….what do the Scenestirz have here?, look who fell off the shelf in the adult section at Jim Henson’s Muppet factory? It’s none other then Tiffany “New York” Pollard with LisaRaye at some pre-BET Awards party this past weekend. New York has been MIA lately because she’s been too busy lying under a back alley plastic surgeon’s scalpel in a makeshift medical center down in the basement of some abandoned warehouse in Harlem.
What the fuck is the top of that cheap lace dress stuffed with? Sister Patterson are you in there?! Janice the Muppet is she holding you in there too?…….
Also both of these ladies get a “Weave Me Alone” demerit. These lace front’s are holding onto those foreheads by a single thread.
“The Real Housewives Of Atlanta” and America’s Sweetheart NeNe Leakes debuted a brand new nose last month, which corresponds to her third nose job and close friends and family are worried that she might get addicted to plastic surgery. NeNe reportedly also had some work done on her stomach to slimmer her figure for a brand new summer season of Bravo’s reality show.
A source says, “Her friends and family are worried that she will get addicted to plastic surgery, but sadly the producers of the show are not discouraging because they think it adds some drama for the fans.
“When NeNe goes out in Atlanta she gets upset because people call her ‘Tranny’ because of the way she looks and she actually thought that Bravo would green light her own show but to date that has never happened.
“It’s sad because without all that make-up she’s actually quite a good-looking woman but she seems to be hell-bent on changing the way she looks.”
NeNe and her husband Greg Leakes are going through a very difficult stage of their relationship aggravated by the arrest of her son Bryson Bryant for getting caught with weed.
We could not be happier that Nene is turning plastic. Soon she is soon going to be America’s Sweetheart Plastic Vision Nene. AMAZING!
The Scenestirz have no idea whether there are permenant chicken cutlets in place of Megan Fox’s old tits. Nor do we have any idea whether she’s had botox/ any other work on her face. However our first thoughts, upon seeing these pictures of her at the Jonah Hex Hollywood premiere, were that her face was damn near unrecognisable in some images and her boobs were holding up the dress (rather than the other way round). In fact we thought Madame Tussauds wax figure museum had run out of real celebrities and made one of Megan until we saw that huge ass vein bulging out of her forehead. She does look beautiful, though… despite sporting Katie Holmes’ weave from the Knight and Day premiere. We should have realized it was premiere time, when that idiotic story about her engagement surfaced (she’d been engaged for a while when the story was released… btw). She re-annouces her engagement or splits with 90210 has been Brian Austin Green before every fucking movie.
P.S. We wonder if her chocha is wax too……and if so does it look like those wax lips they sell at the candy stores.
