Everyone’s talking about this new Kat Von D and Jesse James couple. We could care less about all that, more importantly, DO YOU SEE HER FACE!!! Oh my god. Bitch is botoxed to hell. She’s only 28 and looks 35 trying to look 28. Frightening.

On a side note, she did Lady Gaga’s back tattoo before Gaga made it big. Check out the vid below.

Our plastic little angel, Heidi Montag, doesn’t want to be plastic anymore which is just breaking our hearts. She told Life & Style Magazine that she’s removing her breast implants in an attempt to go back to “normal” or what they looked like pre-op because all of the surgeries ruined her life and marriage. Good thing she can’t undo her face.

We think our Heidi is just confused. The Scenestirz need to talk to that dumb mother of hers who made Heidi question her plastic beauty in the first place. They’re just jealous Heidi!

America’s favorite Grinch face Teri Hatcher, decided to post pictures of herself coming out of the shower without make-up to show us her “natural” look.

The pictures were posted in a gallery titled “Oy with the Botox!!!”, in which Teri wrote a series of captions to explain she does not do Botox.

Along with the pictures Teri went into this crazy tirade below.

“Out of the bath getting ready for bed. Thought about all those damn critics of my face. Love it or hate it, my face that is, no surgery, no implants, no matter what “they” say. Decided I’d shoot myself in to reveal some truths
about “beauty” and hope it makes you all easier on yourself.”

“Did I every toy with fillers or Botox over the years? yes. Tell me does this look Botoxed to you? Yes I am alone in my bathroom naked in a towel on behalf of women everywhere trying to make a point. Women YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL”

“Oh look I can raise my eyebrows and wrinkles show up on my forehead. I can look both ways too.So I guess I”m safe to cross the street then. I can be mad, or confused or sad and tired. Julia Roberts had that same vein in her forehead in Eat Pray Love. Proud of Julia for being a real woman on a real journey.”

“I can really rough you up. I can also look like a monkey if I put grapes in my upper lip. It’s really funny. I have to say I cant remember ever being upset enough to look like this, but I’m just making or shall I say “under LINING” a point. Idea to self: give everyone blurry eyes so when we look at each other we’ll see hazy glory. Which is what all of us are, Glorious!”

“45 year old me. Just me wanting to teach that all those glam versus trash pictures of celebs are about LIGHTING. It’s not makeup it’s not surgery or botox its LIGHT. Flat front light in you face especially sun setting 4pm light blows out all wrinkles and imperfections. Over head light, sun anything casts shadows under your eye from your brow making you look tired. Shoot all family reunion photos that way over the camera man who should be holding the camera a little higher than your eye line.”

Oh my god. Bitch shut the fuck up. No one cares about you like that. You went crazy with the botox, since you are in fact crazy, and then everyone made fun of you and it destroyed your career. Get over it. With botox, without botox, you still look like the love child of Michael Jackson and the Grinch.

Better with age? At left, Cher’s youthful glow at 64, at right, Cher in 2006.
Music icon CHER was snapped looking better than ever at a café in Old Burlington Street in London today. It appears as if the 64-year-old’s new-found regimen of cigarettes and cocktails has helped her “turn back time.” She’s seen enjoying a fag and Bloody Mary with a pal.

UPDATE:
Wait, what’s that?…It’s not Cher, you say? It’s actually tranny beauty Pete Burns, former frontman of ’80s group Dead Or Alive? Oopsie!!! We regret the error. But the good news is that Pete is working on new material in an highly anticipated solo project. According to his Web site: “Pete’s first solo single, ‘Never Marry An Icon”, will be released in the coming weeks and available for download via iTunes and other digital music sites.”

We’re glad to see she found a weave that doesn’t reveal any bald spots. Brit looks beautifully radiant in this ad and extremely photoshopped.