That’s Sooo Plastic

On June 18, 2010, In That's Sooo Plastic, By admin

The Scenestirz have no idea whether there are permenant chicken cutlets in place of Megan Fox’s old tits. Nor do we have any idea whether she’s had botox/ any other work on her face. However our first thoughts, upon seeing these pictures of her at the Jonah Hex Hollywood premiere, were that her face was damn near unrecognisable in some images and her boobs were holding up the dress (rather than the other way round). In fact we thought Madame Tussauds wax figure museum had run out of real celebrities and made one of Megan until we saw that huge ass vein bulging out of her forehead. She does look beautiful, though… despite sporting Katie Holmes’ weave from the Knight and Day premiere. We should have realized it was premiere time, when that idiotic story about her engagement surfaced (she’d been engaged for a while when the story was released… btw). She re-annouces her engagement or splits with 90210 has been Brian Austin Green before every fucking movie.

P.S. We wonder if her chocha is wax too……and if so does it look like those wax lips they sell at the candy stores.

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That’s Sooo Plastic

On June 14, 2010, In That's Sooo Plastic, By admin

Since scenestirz.com has been existence we have never once mentioned Megan Fox for the mere reason that she is NOT a slunt, she’s a…cunt and the Scenestirz don’t like cunts. That being said, we give props where props are due, and cunt or not, Megan is one plastic bitch. Here’s her spread in the June/July 2010 issue of Interview.

“I don’t really resent being on the red carpet as much as I do having to deal with the paparazzi. The photographers on the red carpet, that’s their job.” Ugh, we’re creating the Cunt Slap just for you, Megan.

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That’s Sooo Plastic

On June 3, 2010, In That's Sooo Plastic, By admin

Courtney Love rolled into an opening at New York’s Museum of Modern Art the other night looking like many of the rearranged faces found on the very walls of the institution. Yes, scenestirz, this is the new and improved Courtney Love, now with 90 percent less nostril, and freshly poked, peeled, and sand blasted face.

The weird thing is, she kind of looks good, especially given how Courtney has looked in the past. But she just doesn’t seem to have that same spark. We think we prefer seeing her Herpes sores and look fondly back on the days when you could tell Courtney was self injecting the silicone into her face.