The latest men’s underwear coming out of Australia is not only green, but it’s almost too easy to make jokes about, which means we here at Scenestirz are rolling our eyes once again over here. AussieBum’s new line of eco-friendly briefs and boxers is the world’s first undies made from bananas. Insert your banana-related joke here.
The underwear is made from the weave of the bark from the banana tree, organic cotton, and lycra.
Hundreds of Gay Hipsters and NYC Chelsea boys are eating bananas and ordering online as you read this.
America’s favorite Ice Princess Johnny Weir was out and about in NYC this afternoon giving a nice big “FUCK YOU” to PETA and their recent threats to the fur obsessed Weir. If you remember we reported last month on Johnny’s “4 Most Delicious Things In Life”
1. Balenciaga
2. Bellini’s from Cipriani
3. Starbucks
And of course……
4. Fur Coats
Well what do we have here? It seems our former Slunt of the Day Michael Kors was frolicking on some trashy gay beach somewhere. Before anything, what happened to his navel? Michael please get that checked out. The last thing we need is you being cunty on the judging panel and that thing bursting and your entire intestinal system shooting onto the runway and the contestants.
It also looks like you could use a little SPF. You don’t need that pear shaped body of yours turning into a stewed tomato. You are a fire crotch after all and you need to think of these things.
Lastly, Michael, you own an international brand. Is that the best boy toy your money could buy? Brazilians are reasonably priced and have a much better body and tan, more suitable for your wayyy gayyy beach excursions.
The fashion world can be a strange, strange place, but designer Isabel Mastache upped the weirdness ante at her fashion show last week in Madrid. One model looked like he got stuck in a gigantic clump of dryer lint and another appeared to be wearing the same outfit that Bruno had on when he fell onto Agatha Ruiz De La Prada’s runway in 2008. She also sent prosthetic arms and party hats made from comic strips down the catwalk. But perhaps the most interesting ensemble occurs at 0:57–pants with an attached penis.
I can see what is going to happen now. Some little twink fashionista is going to think they are regaining their sex appeal points because their ridiculous outfit has a penis on it. I dunno, I mean, doesn’t it also look like a tiny penis? If you are gonna rock out with your shyyt out it, it should at least be impressive.
So the Scenestirz are not really big football fans, and truth be told we know little to nothing about the game. But what we do know is it is not supposed to look like these pictures below. When we first stumbled upon these pictures we thought, “Oh, cool the Jonas Brothers were channeling the inner house of Jonas vogue evolution ballroom shade,” but then we saw they were just playing a little game of football. We give you a 4 Jonas brothers. Please refer to this clip below.
At Calvin Klein headquarters today, Ryan Phillippe, Kellan Lutz, Jared Leto, Michael Brooks and Chace Crawford, viewed the premiere of Calvin Klein Men’s Collection by Italo Zucchelli. Is it really necessary to have all these dudes in the front row like that? It’s also ridiculously amusing that they’re all clearly wearing Calvin Klein suits which is most likely a PR stunt that they realized once they got their seating assignments. You can tell that they hate that they were all placed next to each other just by their facial expressions. Too funny. That’s what you get for being a young hot celebrity.
Anne Hathaway’s family left the Catholic Church because of its intolerance of homosexuality. Anne grew up wanting to become a nun but shunned Catholicism when she learned her older brother, Michael, was gay.
“The whole family converted to Episcopalianism after my elder brother came out,” she told British GQ. “Why should I support an organization that has a limited view of my beloved brother?”
But Episcopalianism didn’t really take either.
“So I’m … nothing,” she said. “Fuck it, I’m forming. I’m a work in progress.”
Armani Exchange wants to share the love this Valentine’s Day, but some concerned parents think AX is doing a little over-sharing. An advertisement plastered in store windows and on AX’s website featuring three couples embracing (one guy-guy, one guy-girl and one girl-girl) has been called soft porn by OneMillionMoms.com, a project of the American Family Association:
Malls, where teens hang out, have retailers whose window displays poison our children with 10-foot posters that are nothing but soft porn. In particular, Armani Exchange has recently displayed Valentine’s posters with partially dressed “couples” holding one another. These couples consist of two men, a man and woman, and two women. The women are scantily dressed while it is questionable if the men have any clothes on at all. Two of these models are used a couple of times to represent bisexuals. If it could get any worse the text written is “SHARE THE LOVE.”
Yes American Family Association, take a good look at this ad. It’s called LOVE. You represent hate. Love conquers all and we are glad it’s now conquering your middle America malls all over the country. Sooooooo Sorry.
It’s almost Valentine’s Day, which reminds us of the Scenestirz many love-hate relationships: Lindsay Lohan, Tila Tequila, Millionaire Matchmaker Patti Stanger and perhaps most turbulently, American figure skater Johnny Weir. He is Nancy Kerrigan and Tonya Harding, with a twist of Perez Hilton, all wrapped up into one fabulous pocket-gay sized package; Weir has had enough Take That SHYYT Off Fashion Moments to make Bai Ling turn from yellow to green with envy. With the Winter Olympics 2010 just around the corner, the Scenestirz are poised to see a lot more Weir, complete with his chihuahua named Bon-Bon, a wardrobe of LaToya Jackson outfits, and a Sundance TV series entitled Be Good Johnny Weir. Love him in Rodarte or hate him in fox fur, it’s one affair too fierce for us to give up.
Jimmy Choo has fit the foot of Princess Diana, Michelle Obama and H&M shoppers, but what types of shoes does the crafty cobbler select for himself? In an interview with small British paper Gerrards Cross, Choo reportedly said he wears airline slippers around the house:
“I have slippers. I always travel Malaysian Airlines, I’m a Platinum card holder and in first class you get comfortable slippers, I take them home with me.”
And what does he wear when hitting the town?
“I wear heels when I go to a club. English people are all taller than me. I have three inches with a half inch platform at the front. You have to get used to them.”
