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Butternut squash Rihanna refuses to weave her hair alone. This is not a good look for her. Everything is wrong about this hair. The cut. The color. The random bits of real hair.

You’re a rude boy Rihanna, can you get it up? You’re a rude boy Rihanna, is you dumb enough?

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Our weavealicious Wendy Williams gave America’s next Oprah, Snooki, a much needed hair makeover on her show. Snooki’s hair which usually is poofed up with a bumpit has become a signature for her. Wendy changed things up a bit by giving Snooks a sleek straight black wig with a side part seam. Although, we love the bumpit we don’t mind this look on her. Watch Snooki’s hair reveal below. Who knew she was also a runway model?

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Who let this one go to press? In Jennifer Hudson’s new milk ad, forget about the milk mustache, her weave is what needs some work. I don’t understand the mullet they put on her head. Looks like they tried to layer the bangs too. Not very flattering on her. Tear, J Hud.

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I don’t know where Katy Perry is finding these wigs but they are simply horrific. Are you kidding me with that seam? Girl, cover that shit up. No one wants to see that. Whoever made that wig made the “scalp” on the larger side. If Katy Perry’s scalp really looked like that at age 25 her hair would be falling out. I mean seriously.

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In Weave Me Alone we’re talking men’s hair today so why not continue with that theme. Terrell Owens, who is some kind of athlete, walked down the runway last night and he was not the bald T.O we know him to be. He had on this wig that actually seemed to have highlights running through it. It was very Rachel Zoe’s husband Rodger’s hair. What were they thinking? If I saw this coming down the runway I would literally have to excuse myself to run to the bathroom in fear of peeing myself. Not the look for T.O.

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Last night the Scenestirz watched the new episode of Shear Genius on Bravo and the first challenge was for the hair stylists to give men a new hair style by adding extensions to their hair. Initially, we thought that all of the men’s hair would be long after the transformation but some of the hair stylists just added volume to the men’s hair with the extensions.

The guy in the first pic came in with flat small curls, but after the extensions were added he had nice full curls. I will say these guys didn’t look half bad with the extensions. Just think, if you start wearing them now you’ll never go bald because then you can switch the extensions out for a lace front. Who needs Rogaine? Something to think about…

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Is it bad that we kind of love this hair? Whoever is working on Xtina’s hair on the set of Burlesque is doing a bang-up job. We’ve never seen her weave look this good. Do you see the way those synthetic fibers glisten in the sunlight? It’s absolutely magical. She looks like a slutty little Barbie doll. Now how can we possibly hate on that.

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This is a scene I know all too well…a big pile of weave. At least we can now see what Eva Longwhoria’s real hair looks like. Celebrity hair stylist Ken Paves brought his weaves over for Eva to play in. I’m jealous. Maybe for my birthday someone will dowse me with weaves; one can only hope. I love how the hair in the center of this pic is a completely different color from all of the others. You didn’t think Eva actually dyes her hair over and over again did you? Helllll no. What I really want to know is who that crazy on the left? She’s been to the good doctor for some plumping and pulling.

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This is what we call runway hair. Italian fashion designer Lorenzo Riva sent these outrageous hair sculptures down the catwalk in his Spring/Summer 2010 collection in Rome this past week. Often hair sculptures are used to replace hats which is why these are in the shapes that they are. Hair sculptures can be made many ways. The center of a hair sculpture is typically a Styrofoam shape because Styrofoam is a lightweight material. Then the hair stylists take weave and wrap it around and affix the hair to the Styrofoam shape. The trick is getting the shape to stay in place on top of your head and don’t be fooled, even though they try to make the sculptures as light as possible, they’re still ridiculously heavy.

You can tell that they spent so much time making the hair hats that they didn’t give a crap about the model’s real hair. That shit was barely even combed.

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For some reason, I always assumed that Tila Tequila had extensions, which by the look of this picture is obviously not true. Tila’s been wearing dirty blonde wigs. Just one problem, she forgot her wig cap. When you have long hair you have to wear a wig cap or else the bangs on your wig separate and everyone can see your real hair and Tila’s real hair is brown…dark brown. Can she be anymore white trash? Seriously.

Tila cannot get it together to save her life. She is so concerned with shopping for this “baby” she’s apparently having with The Game that she just threw on a wig and ran to Wal-mart because that’s clearly all she can afford right now. She did however cover the wig seam with a headband so she gets props for that.

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