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Glad to see this Gaysian is wearing black eyeliner or this look would have just been ridiculous.

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Tameka “Tiny” Cottle attended the 2010 Hoodie Awards lookin’ like the terribly ugly lovechild of Nicki Minaj and Lady Gaga. She tweeted some nonsense about how her husband, T.I. asked her to do blonde and pink a long time ago, but bitch must be colorblind, ‘cuz that ain’t blonde, it’s diarrhea.

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Product placement done right!

I guarantee you Nabisco’s stocks will rise just like our spirits while staring at this mess. The fact that this was taken in line at a fucking Sam’s Club confirms that this is the most beautiful sight we will see today. Well, until we open up the box of Oreo’s we are going to buy at the deli later on. See, her pimpin’ skills work!

The frosting on her lashes also shows that she’s a woman who cares about details. And if you promise to lick the frosting before biting into her cookie, she’ll dip it low into your leche.

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What do y’all think of YSL’s new mohawk pumps?

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Hit her in the head with a hammer, dice her up in pieces, stick her in the blender, pour her in the toilet, and flush her away forever. Are The Scenestirz the only ones who become filled with a Patrick Bateman “American Psycho” type rage whenever Kathy Ireland comes around? Jus’ Sayin’…….

Former model, avid Christian, and multi million dollar brand owner, Kathy Ireland has expanded her entrepreneurial empire to include wigs now. Ireland has produced five hairpieces in a partnership with Wigs.com (The Wig Experts), varying from short to long, straight to kinda curly, and blonde to brown with blonde highlights, and they’re priced from $114 to $135.

Kathy should stick to the bible and $6 Kmart athletic training bras, because these wigs would not even sell in a Harlem Beauty Supply and wig shop for $19.99. Bitch you look even crazier than usual. I mean, the Romantic Splendor, really?!

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Rumer Willis or as most know her, Mr. Potato Head, stepped out the “The Expendables” premiere in Hollywood on Tuesday, with a long weave. She must have visited the salon since we last saw her on July 27 with a sleek bob.

Long hair, short hair, your still a potato head Rumer.

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It must be really humid in Tina Knowles’ basement ‘cuz Basement Baby’s hurrr is lookin’ a hot mess. Get some frizz ease gurrrrl.

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OH MY FUCKING GOD! WHAT THE FUCK! LAUGH MY FUCKING ASS OFF! Britney Spears what the fuck is going on with your weave? This is beyond Weave Me Alone. Shitney Spear’s head looks like one gigantic dingle berry y’allllll. No comb is going to get through that lice nest. That shit is gonna have to be clippered out. Britney that is just naaaaasty.

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I’m not going to lie, I’ve always wondered what I would look like with certain Hollywood hairstyles and although I love to spend hours upon end at the beauty supply sometimes I just don’t have the time. Here’s a great way to see which Hollywood hairstyles would look hot on you. Instyle.com has a Hollywood Makeover application. All you do is upload a picture of yourself and pick from hundreds of star hairstyles. I chose to go with some signature star styles.

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JEN AS HEIDI KLUM

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JEN AS NAOMI CAMPBELL

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