Glad to see this Gaysian is wearing black eyeliner or this look would have just been ridiculous.
Weave Me AloneTameka “Tiny” Cottle attended the 2010 Hoodie Awards lookin’ like the terribly ugly lovechild of Nicki Minaj and Lady Gaga. She tweeted some nonsense about how her husband, T.I. asked her to do blonde and pink a long time ago, but bitch must be colorblind, ‘cuz that ain’t blonde, it’s diarrhea.
Weave Me AloneJackie Evancho is this week's “Next Susan Boyle,”yeah, yeah, yeah who cares. What is really special about this little slunt is her weaves and ponytails! Finally suburban families across the country are starting to understand the importance that fake hair can play in a young ladies life. Jackie will be the next Dolly Parton if she keeps up with those synthetic masterpieces.
Hit her in the head with a hammer, dice her up in pieces, stick her in the blender, pour her in the toilet, and flush her away forever. Are The Scenestirz the only ones who become filled with a Patrick Bateman “American Psycho” type rage whenever Kathy Ireland comes around? Jus’ Sayin’…….
Former model, avid Christian, and multi million dollar brand owner, Kathy Ireland has expanded her entrepreneurial empire to include wigs now. Ireland has produced five hairpieces in a partnership with Wigs.com (The Wig Experts), varying from short to long, straight to kinda curly, and blonde to brown with blonde highlights, and they’re priced from $114 to $135.
Kathy should stick to the bible and $6 Kmart athletic training bras, because these wigs would not even sell in a Harlem Beauty Supply and wig shop for $19.99. Bitch you look even crazier than usual. I mean, the Romantic Splendor, really?!
Weave Me AloneRumer Willis or as most know her, Mr. Potato Head, stepped out the “The Expendables” premiere in Hollywood on Tuesday, with a long weave. She must have visited the salon since we last saw her on July 27 with a sleek bob.
Long hair, short hair, your still a potato head Rumer.
Weave Me AloneIt must be really humid in Tina Knowles’ basement ‘cuz Basement Baby’s hurrr is lookin’ a hot mess. Get some frizz ease gurrrrl.
Weave Me AloneOH MY FUCKING GOD! WHAT THE FUCK! LAUGH MY FUCKING ASS OFF! Britney Spears what the fuck is going on with your weave? This is beyond Weave Me Alone. Shitney Spear’s head looks like one gigantic dingle berry y’allllll. No comb is going to get through that lice nest. That shit is gonna have to be clippered out. Britney that is just naaaaasty.
Weave Me AloneI’m not going to lie, I’ve always wondered what I would look like with certain Hollywood hairstyles and although I love to spend hours upon end at the beauty supply sometimes I just don’t have the time. Here’s a great way to see which Hollywood hairstyles would look hot on you. Instyle.com has a Hollywood Makeover application. All you do is upload a picture of yourself and pick from hundreds of star hairstyles. I chose to go with some signature star styles.
JEN AS GAGA
JEN AS HEIDI KLUM
JEN AS NAOMI CAMPBELL
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