We cannot even believe what we’re seeing. Naomi Campbell is bald! On a recent advertising shoot for Dennis Basso furs she flashed her bald spot. It seems that Naomi is suffering from “traction alopecia,” a condition that stems from years of wearing tight braids and extensions. Don’t worry Naomi. No one sees what’s underneath those wigs anyway.
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Welcome back to the Weave Club, Posh Spice…oh how we’ve missed you. Don’t get us wrong, Mrs. Beckham can do whatever she wants but we must say we missed her with long hair. She looks younger. The key is real hair extensions. You can wash them and brush them like real hair and they don’t get matted when you touch them. Love it.
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It’s rare that we just can’t bare the sight of someone however, it’s not rare that we can’t bare the sight of Kelly Fauxland which we are now calling her because she is not a real diva, she’s a ghetto wannabe backup singer at best with no talent and a bad weave. And honey, we know you got the fan trick from B but you might wanna turn yours off, before your hat and your hurr fly away.
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An eight-year-old child has been removed from her honors classes because her teacher is allergic to her hair product. The girl had been wearing the Organic Root Stimulator Olive Oil Moisturizing Hair Lotion for a year but it was only several weeks ago that the teacher said it was making her sick. The student was taken out of her classes, but the school didn’t contact her mother about the situation. Now the NAACP is involved.
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This is the WORST dye job I’ve seen in a long time. YIKES. Who the hell does your hair, Hayden…Courtney Love?! And I refuse to say her surname mainly because it is so freakin’ difficult to spell. She’s lucky I got her first name right and even that I was struggling with. When you have a really round face by the way, having a short cut is the last thing you want to do, because it makes you look like a chunkamunk, and that’s not cute on a petite girl.
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RiRi’s forehead has seen it all, and now it’s seeing red, bitch got the bowl cut, dipped her hair in some Kool-Aid and got on stage at the “Rock in Rio” concert near Madrid this Saturday. Rihanna, stop trying to make the bowl cut happen! It’s not going to happen! Rihanna borrowed Madonna’s tittay cone covers, and her sexy granny’s panties and worked it for her fans in Spain. Lame. Lame. Lame.
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