Oh Scenestirz, I nearly creamed my panties when I learned former Slunt of the Day Kimora Lee Simmons, and co-star of September Issue, Andre Leon Talley will be joining the judging table for America’s Next Top Model. That is quite possibly the most ah-mazing thing to happen in the history of reality tv ever. I haven’t been watching the show because it’s gotten kind of ridiculous with the challenges and the girls were looking more and more on the masculine side which ain’t cute but I am definitely going to be watching now. We can only hope Kimora will come for the models who are not up to par. She is one aggressive biyach. “I wear fur and if somebody throws shit on me I’m gonna whup your ass! I wish somebody would throw shit on me.” And Andre Leon Talley is quite the see you next Tuesday, “Most of the Vogue girls are so thin, tremendously thin, because Miss Anna don’t like fat people.” Can’t wait!