We love it. Britney hasn’t had a single in forever, and she’s just smacking her name all over different ventures. Here’s her new campaign for Radiance, which is her ninth fragrance, a sparkling blend of wild berries dewy petals, which will hit stores September 2010.
We’re glad to see she found a weave that doesn’t reveal any bald spots. Brit looks beautifully radiant in this ad and extremely photoshopped.
These may actually be too glamorous for JCPenny’s Portrait Studio. We are thinking maybe Olan Mills.
JCPenny’s Portrait Studio: The New Richard AvedonOut for a cigarette and coffee break are we, Britney? Brit is looking all shades of crazy once again. Looks like she only put her lipstick on the center of her lips, and she has bags under her eyes, with running eyeliner. We hope everything is okay. More importantly, we need to discuss her weave that is so graciously blowing in the wind. What is that rats nest on her head and why can we see the weave tracks?! If this is how that thing photographed it must be an absolute disaster up close. Someone get Brit a weave doctor, stat.
As you remember the Scenestirz reported on Britney being the face of Candie’s Spring 2010 ad campaign. Her photos were shot by Annie Leibovitz, Mark Seliger and Terry Richardson…with whom she had an awkward hello. Check out Britney as she dances around in Candie’s shoes and smiles for Terry’s camera. Terry’s shot definitely came out the best from the three. Terry is one of our favs.
Brit’s new campaign for Candies is about to be launched and the slogan is “Through The Lens.” Brit has posed for world renown photographers Terry Richardson, Annie Leibovitz, and Mark Seliger to create an, oh so delicious B+ campaign.
These ads will launch with a four-page insert in the April issue of Seventeen and a one-page ad in Teen Vogue. On the Web, the images will run on candies.com and on the social networking sites that Brit uses, such as her Facebook and Twitter pages.
The more you look the more it is becoming extremely more obvious, Britney Spears is unraveling again. It isn’t hard to spot Scenestirz. Just look for the dirty, ratty, and unkempt brown weave or the food stains and rips all over her clothing. Just throw in a pink wig, an umbrella, and a few trips to the gas station and you have 2007 all over again. Yes, it’s true; Britney seems to be on her way to the loony bin for the millionth time. Although she’s in the middle of recording her next album, it definitely seems a bit forced as does her relationship with the manorexic Jason Trawick. It saddens us to say this but girlfriend needs to take a BREAK. A looooong one. Maybe when she comes back she won’t have the same Xanax-induced dead look in her eyes. Brit Brit has reportedly been speaking in her favorite British accent once again because she’s so obsessed with Family Guy. It’s her attempt to imitate Stewey. Awkward. She still remains under Daddy’s control which obviously means something is still mentally wrong considering she’s 28. Come on, what sane 28 year old wears a leotard with a fishnet draping shawl to the Grammys?
Her style has always been a mess but the girl can’t even muster up the will power to run a comb through her weave. Britney’s weave is the cheapest weave we have ever laid eyes on. Scenestir Jenny needs to teach her a thing or two. We love Britney but we’re sick of the half-ass, medicated charade she’s been putting on. If Britney is going to be crazy, it shouldn’t be kept a secret. We want to at least see some beaver shots and photos of her being carried out of Tenjune so wasted she can barely open her eyes. God knows, she could use the publicity right now considering her last album sold 150,000 copies. This whole thing has just been getting dreadfully dull lately. Come on Britney, we know you’re capable of much more than this.
To be honest, when I first looked at this pic of Britney I didn’t even notice the rest of the outfit I was so focused on those heinous Pierre Hardy shoes for Gap, which by the way, is Another Terrible Collaboration. I can’t, they’re so freakin’ ugly. Anyway, once I got passed the boots, which I still kind of haven’t, the mustard turtleneck with matching leather bag were equally as vile. She tried to break up the abundance of yellow with a turquoise plaid jacket. And what, oh dear what, is the god forsaken explanation for the white sunglasses? It is clear to us that Britney’s gays have abandoned her. Tear.
