Current Events

Shrooms Can Help The Terminally Ill

On September 7, 2010, In Current Events, By admin

According to CNN, terminally ill cancer patients struggling with anxiety might be able to get some relief by tripping on shrooms. A recent study was conducted with 12 patients who took a small dose of psilocybin, the active ingredient in shrooms, while under the supervision of therapists. Another group took a placebo pill, which had little effect on their symptoms.

The patients who took the psilocybin, after one to three months, felt less anxious and their overall mood improved. After six months, the group’s measure of depression decreased by 30 percent.

See, shrooms bring good afterall and make you laugh, a lot like this fool.

Shrooms Can Help The Terminally Ill

Stone-Age People Used Sex Toys

On July 23, 2010, In Current Events, By admin

An ancient dildo was excavated last week in Sweden. Archaeologist Gsran Gruber of the National Heritage Board in Sweden said:

“Your mind and my mind wanders away to make this interpretation about what it looks like — for you and me, it signals this erected-penis-like shape. But if that’s the way the Stone Age people thought about it, I can’t say.”

You can’t say Gsran Gruber? Come on now. What else did the Stone Age people have to do besides make fire, hunt, and fuck themselves with decrepit dildos.

By the way, the ancient dildo isn’t very impressive at about 4 inches long and 0.8 inches in diameter.

Stone-Age People Used Sex Toys

Tagged with: ancient dildo found in sweden • Current Events • scenestirz

The Internet Just Got Smuttier

On June 29, 2010, In Current Events, By admin

Let’s be honest, most people use the internet for social networking, shopping, and porn so it would only be fitting that the adult industry may be finally getting their own domain .xxx. ICANN, the not-for-profit corporation that coordinates the internet’s naming system, voted to allow the application of the controversial “.xxx” top-level domain name for sites that display adult content. The domain might be mandatory for adult-only sites and the ICM registry already has 110,000 pre-reservations for the domain which could be available sooner than 2011.

The .xxx is pretty hot. It automatically makes you think of sex. Maybe we should change our name to thescenestirz.xxx.

The Internet Just Got Smuttier

Tagged with: .xxx domain • Current Events • scenestirz

Eel Is The New Dildo

On April 30, 2010, In Current Events, By admin

This story is actually not really funny whatsoever it’s just extremely disturbing. A Chinese man died a few days ago after a live eel had been inserted up his ass. The 59 yr-old chef was taken to a Sischuan Hospital with severe anal bleeding and abdominal pain. The doctors were unable to figure out what was causing this, so they made an abdominal incision to find a 50 cm long dead Asian swamp eel. The eel had bit its way through the man’s intestine.

So how the hell did a live eel get up a Chinese man’s ass you ask? He passed out after drinking heavily and his friends shoved it up there as a joke. Nice friends.

We wouldn’t do that if we were you…

Eel Is The New Dildo

Tagged with: chinese man dies from live eel inserted in ass • Current Events • scenestirz

Blasphemy!

On April 26, 2010, In Current Events, By admin

Someone in the UK thought it would be funny to write a memo suggesting that Pope Benedict XVI could launch Benedict-brand condoms or bless a gay marriage when he visits the UK later this year. The memo also suggested the Pope ordain a female priest or launch an abortion clinic which are all clearly against the Roman Catholic doctrine. Whoever wrote the memo in UK’s government has been apparently resigned to other duties, notice he or she wasn’t fired.

Blasphemy!

Tagged with: Current Events • pop benedict xvi • scenestirz

The United States Is Going To Porn

On April 23, 2010, In Current Events, By admin

Just incase you were wondering what the Security and Exchange Commission employees were doing while our economy was spiraling downward, they were watching and downloading porn on their computers. Over the past five years, there have been cases of 33 employees and or contractors violating the Commission rules and policies by viewing porn and sexually explicit images by using government computers and time. More than half of these workers made between $99,000 and $223,000 a year.

And don’t think it’s just pervy nerdy dudes; one of the biggest offender is a woman. She, a regional staff accountant, attempted to access porn sites 1,800 times on her SEC laptop over a two week period. She also had 600 porn images stored on her hard drive.

The United States Is Going To Porn

Tagged with: Current Events • scenestirz • sec employees watch porn

Haiti To Get $10 Mil Worth Of Counterfeit Goods

On April 23, 2010, In Current Events, By admin

In the United States’ efforts to help Haiti, $10 million worth of counterfeit merchandise is being donated to those who need it. The “brands” that are being sent are True Religion, Rocawear, Ralph Lauren, Diesel, and Ed Hardy. The items will be shipped after the labels have been removed. Apparently, counterfeit goods are usually destroyed, however the items that are being sent have been collected from raids taking place over the past two years.

What I want to know is where is this magical warehouse that has two years worth of counterfeit goods sitting around?…and can I get a key?

If the goods are supposed to be destroyed, then how are we able to just send $10 million worth to Haiti and why aren’t these illegal goods being distributed to the people who need them in this country as well. We have poor people too! SMH.

Haiti To Get $10 Mil Worth Of Counterfeit Goods

Tagged with: Current Events • scenestirz • US donates $10 mil of counterfeit goods to haiti

Meet Miss Brooklyn

On April 7, 2010, In Current Events, By admin

You know how the Scenestirz love ourselves a pageant. The Miss Brooklyn Pageant recently took place and here is the winner, Mallory Hagan and a video of her journey on her quest for the title.

Miss Brooklyn Pageant 2010 from Mary Plummer on Vimeo.

Meet Miss Brooklyn

Tagged with: Current Events • mallory hagan • miss brooklyn 2010 • scenestirz

It’ll Cost You to Relieve Yourself on Ryanair

On April 7, 2010, In Current Events, By admin

This is getting out of control. Airline Ryanair, which is based in Dublin, Ireland that is known for their low airfares is considering charging travelers 1 euro or 1 British pound ($1.33 or $1.52) to use the bathroom on flights lasting an hour or less. $1.50 to use the bathroom! They’ve lost their mind.

The airline is working with Boeing to develop a coin-operated door release so when passengers need to use the bathroom they’ll have to pay with change. The whole point of this ridiculousness is to encourage people to use the bathroom in the terminal before getting on the plane. The carrier is also considering removing three lavatories on board in order to fit in six more seats which would help reduce fairs by an addition 5 percent.

Once you get into the airplane bathroom you still have to worry about this…

It’ll Cost You to Relieve Yourself on Ryanair

Tagged with: Current Events • ryanair to charge to use airplane bathroom • scenestirz

scenestirz.com

Social Media Socialites

Shrooms Can Help The Terminally Ill

Stone-Age People Used Sex Toys

The Internet Just Got Smuttier

Eel Is The New Dildo

Blasphemy!

The United States Is Going To Porn

Haiti To Get $10 Mil Worth Of Counterfeit Goods

Meet Miss Brooklyn

It’ll Cost You to Relieve Yourself on Ryanair

Scenestirz Newsletter

Categories

Follow The Scenestirz on Twitter

Archives

Slunts Who Pay The Bills