This is a scene I know all too well…a big pile of weave. At least we can now see what Eva Longwhoria’s real hair looks like. Celebrity hair stylist Ken Paves brought his weaves over for Eva to play in. I’m jealous. Maybe for my birthday someone will dowse me with weaves; one can only hope. I love how the hair in the center of this pic is a completely different color from all of the others. You didn’t think Eva actually dyes her hair over and over again did you? Helllll no. What I really want to know is who that crazy on the left? She’s been to the good doctor for some plumping and pulling.
Throw another log into the I hate Eva Lonwhoria with a passion fire cuz this shyyt is beyond lame. First, that ridiculous wedding of theirs and now we are subjected to this. To promote some contest on his website, Tony Parker put on one of John Travolta’s best lace fronts to shoot a spoof of Grease’s “Summer Nights” with his desperate for attention housewife Eva Lonwhoria. As if Olivia Newton John has not been through enough already.
Holy Jesus. Now that’s a lacefront if I’ve ever seen one. Guurrrrl. You cannot tell me Desperate Housewives could not to better than that. I’m sorry but that ratty grey and white mess is Ricky’s NYC quality. I’m actually appalled. I know they’re trying to make her look older but damn, she looks like the Crypt Keeper. They couldn’t splurge for a $100 real hair lacefront? I give the producers permission to take the money from Eva’s paycheck, it’s the least she can do being that her performance on the show has been slacking lately.
This frightens me. I’ve never seen Eva Longoria look so harsh. I didn’t even recognize her at first. You can blame the styling, you can blame the makeup, you can blame the art direction…I’m blaming the hair. I love the cut, I love the color, and I love the edginess, but not for our sweet petite Eva. I just don’t understand. Why are we trying to make this poor woman look like Magica De Spell from DuckTales? You can’t tell me she doesn’t. Give Eva her gorgeous chestnut locks back please!!!

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