Heidi Montag showed off her dramatic plastic surgery transformation Saturday night at Las Vegas’s Pure Nightclub at a party she hosted with husband Spencer Pratt. She said she’s happy with her surgeries but not done with them. She looked like a true plastic vision until the flashing lights began to melt her new plastic face. I’m sure Spencer had some bandages on him and she will be back to plastic vision status in no time. Heidi, please be more careful in the future, the form has not completely set in all the way yet.

“My favorite part, I think one of them is my chin. I think that’s what I was so excited about,” she told People. “And I love my boobs but I still want to improve…I didn’t get them as big as I originally wanted,” says Heidi the plastic vision.

This morning I woke up in love with Heidi Montag. Yes, Yes, I know we put her and Spencer in the Scenestirz Noose, but after reading about the new plastic Heidi yesterday, I took the day to reflect on my new found feelings for her. The morning started with sparrows chirping Heidi’s new chart topping single “Superficial” outside my Wall St. window followed by the top of my egg McMuffin baring an uncanny resemblance to Heidi. While paying at Duane Reade Pharmacy LaQueefa asked “Do you have a discount card? Heidi Montag is the second Virgin Mary.” Upon leaving, my bag got snagged on the rack of People Magazines with Heidi on the cover. Scared, frightened and unsure, I went running out of the Duane Reade only to have a homeless woman stop and ask me for change. When I responded “I’m sorry, not today,” she responded with “Heidi always has change.” Yes I’m afraid Heidi has cast her plastic spell on me.

Watch out Jocelyn Wildenstein, look out Silly Putty Face Madonna, Heidi is “The New” head plastic beeyach in Hollywood. Our latest plastic vision has been in hiding these past nine weeks, after undergoing TEN surgeries in just one day.

The 23-year-old aspiring pop star opened up to People about her plastic journey:

On getting nipped and tucked: “For the past three years I’ve thought about what to have done. I am absolutely beyond obsessed. Every starlet is getting surgery every other day to keep their looks up. They just don’t talk about it. I wanted to be honest.”

On the next step for her now DDD-sized breasts: “I’m already planning my next surgery – I’m determined to get bigger ones!”

Here’s the 10 procedures Heidi underwent (and her husband Spencer Pratt allowed): nose job revision, chin reduction, mini brow lift, botox in forehead and frown area, fat injections in cheeks, nasolabial folds and lips, neck liposuction, ears pinned back, liposuction on waist, hips and inner and outer thighs, buttock augmentation and breast augmentation revision.

Heidi admits she is now obsessed with plastic surgery. I admit I am now obsessed with Heidi. Spencer however, not so fast, keep your neck in that noose.