That’s Sooo Plastic

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Our plastic little angel, Heidi Montag, doesn’t want to be plastic anymore which is just breaking our hearts. She told Life & Style Magazine that she’s removing her breast implants in an attempt to go back to “normal” or what they looked like pre-op because all of the surgeries ruined her life and marriage. Good thing she can’t undo her face.

We think our Heidi is just confused. The Scenestirz need to talk to that dumb mother of hers who made Heidi question her plastic beauty in the first place. They’re just jealous Heidi!

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That’s Sooo Plastic

Gaga, Britney, X-tina…Take Notes.

You might need to sit down for this one, as we nearly fell over when we heard the news. Our little plastic vision Heidi Montag, is currently working on her second album with music producer, Steve Morales. She tweeted, “heading into the music studio recording my new single! Steve Morales my music producer moves into my house tomorrow to make my summer album!”

If it’s anything like the last, the Scenestirz already know what we’re getting everyone for Christmas this year. Maybe she’ll make a Heidi-doll to go along with the album as part of a holiday set. Here’s hoping!

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Gaga, Britney, X-tina…Take Notes.
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Our plastic vision Heidi recently called the police to her home in the Pacific Palisades after her mother, Darlene Egelhoff, showed up there unannounced. Heidi stated that she had no desire to see her mother after how she embarrassed her on National TV and that she’s getting a restraining order against her. How dare she?! After she made our beautiful Heidi burst into tears when her face hadn’t even settled yet. She’s just jealous of the plastic little angel her daughter has become.

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Heidi Gets A Restraining Order For Her Mother

Don’t mind the gay to the left, we’re moreso concerned with Heidi Montag’s Finnish Madame Tussaud wax imposter to the right aka Linda Brava. Heidi would be calling up Dr. Frank Ryan frantically if she saw this picture of this woman that looks just like her without all of those surgeries. How dare she! Doesn’t she know it took Heidi extensive face hacking to look the way she does?!? Linda Brava is a judge on X Factor in Finland and she is also a prodigy, a classical violinist, a recording artist, and Heidi’s evil doppelganger and we hate her.

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Meet Heidi Montag’s Evil Doppleganger
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