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Sekurrity!! Grab that hooka wit da bad teef! A Florida man was robbed by a prostitute who he intended to pay to have sex, but changed his mind the moment he saw her bad teeth.
According to reports, Dan Alford told police how he negotiated sex for money with 25-year-old Jennifer B. Elder in his car around 7 p.m. on Monday. Alford discussed buying her a spaghetti dinner and later having sex.
And when Elder smiled, the victim was so turned off by her teeth that he told her he was no longer interested. That’s when she snatched a checkbook containing $78 from his shirt pocket and fled.
Police arrested Elder on robbery charges and insists she’s innocent. She says that Alford tucked the cash into her bra and she took off because she was frightened.
Why isn’t Jennifer smiling in her mug shot?
