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The Situation Will Make Over $5 Mil In 2010

On August 23, 2010, In Entertainment, By admin

While Sammi “Sweetheart” and Ronnie are busy bitch-fighting, The Situation is building an empire. Apparently, he makes $60,000 an episode of Jersey Shore and he is expected to make $1 million in appearance fees this year alone. He’s also been working on an abcentric workout video and a line of chewable supplements and he will be promoting a line of vodka which is another six-figure paycheck. As if that wasn’t enough, he released a rap song on iTunes and endorses Vitamin Water and Reebok.

He also is working on becoming a NY Times best-selling author. He just got a six-figure advance on his autobigraphy.

Snookie better step up her game and fast ‘cuz The Situation is taking over.

Jersey Shore’s Newest Guidette

On August 10, 2010, In Entertainment, By admin

Deena Nicole Cortese, a 23-year-old New Jersey native, has joined the cast of “Jersey Shore” for Season 3. She was previously “partners in crime” with Snooki. Deena has spent every summer at Jersey Shore since she was 17 and is a huge partier and whore. She says she is open to the possibility of having a fling with The Situation or Pauly D. We could care less either way, just as long as that Angelina hits the road.