scenestirz.com » jessica alba http://scenestirz.com Social Media Socialites Fri, 30 Jul 2010 21:37:45 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Take That SHYYT Off http://scenestirz.com/2010/02/08/take-that-shyyt-off-56/ http://scenestirz.com/2010/02/08/take-that-shyyt-off-56/#comments Mon, 08 Feb 2010 20:45:03 +0000 admin http://scenestirz.com/2010/02/08/take-that-shyyt-off-56/ Xiaoqing, are you really sure you want to transform yourself into Jessica Alba? Really? And I know we made this a Take That SHYYT Off and not a Weave Me Alone but don’t you worry, I see that Brady Bunch hair that isn’t even hers. Her hair stylist must have had a toupee lying around and she grabbed the wrong weave in a hurry. The outfit itself leaves much to be desired for. Is she wearing a frock? A frock that’s like 5 sizes too big for her, and ug-leeeeee. Way to have zero sex appeal Jessica. That’s what happens when you decide to give birth. You become a mom and that’s exactly what Jessica Alba looks like…a mom.

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Take That SHYYT Off]]> http://scenestirz.com/2010/02/08/take-that-shyyt-off-56/feed/ 0 That’s Sooo Plastic http://scenestirz.com/2010/02/06/that%e2%80%99s-sooo-plastic-2/ http://scenestirz.com/2010/02/06/that%e2%80%99s-sooo-plastic-2/#comments Sat, 06 Feb 2010 21:32:43 +0000 admin http://scenestirz.com/2010/02/06/that%e2%80%99s-sooo-plastic-2/ Xiaoqing, a Chinese 21-yr old soon to be plastic vision, is undergoing plastic surgery to look like Jessica Alba in an attempt to win back her ex-boyfriend. Her 28 yr-old ex is obsessed with the actress to the point he hangs photos of her on his walls and stores her image on his mobile phone. He demanded Xiaoqing do her make-up as Alba does, even when she slept, and gave her a blonde wig for Christmas, which he asked her to wear all the time. That’s a little twisted but ok.

Xiaoqing will need eyebrow lifting, eyelid reshaping and nose reconstruction to look like Jessica Alba. She met with doctors at a Shanghai clinic that offered to do the work for free. Heidi Montag probably has steam coming out of her ears over this. She’s gone broke from her plastic surgery then again she also had hers done in LA. Heidi should have gotten bootleg plastic surgery in Shanghai for free.

The Scenestirz say do you Xiaoqing.

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