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It’s almost Valentine’s Day, which reminds us of the Scenestirz many love-hate relationships: Lindsay Lohan, Tila Tequila, Millionaire Matchmaker Patti Stanger and perhaps most turbulently, American figure skater Johnny Weir. He is Nancy Kerrigan and Tonya Harding, with a twist of Perez Hilton, all wrapped up into one fabulous pocket-gay sized package; Weir has had enough Take That SHYYT Off Fashion Moments to make Bai Ling turn from yellow to green with envy. With the Winter Olympics 2010 just around the corner, the Scenestirz are poised to see a lot more Weir, complete with his chihuahua named Bon-Bon, a wardrobe of LaToya Jackson outfits, and a Sundance TV series entitled Be Good Johnny Weir. Love him in Rodarte or hate him in fox fur, it’s one affair too fierce for us to give up.

PS: He recently declared war with PETA.

American figure skater Johnny Weir wants us to know the four things he finds most delicious in life. Johnny looks like he baked in the tanning booth for an extra hour before he taped this and I would love to know how he got his hair to do that. Someone’s been canoodling with Pauly D. from Jersey Shore.

Johnny’s most delicious things in life are:

1. Balenciaga – we would love to know if any pieces from this designer have been incorporated into his very fashionable figure skating outfits
2. Bellini’s from Cipriani – for $20.95 it better be the most delicious cocktail you’ve ever had
3. Starbucks – overpriced burnt coffee is not so delicious, but if we’re talking fraps and lattes we have to agree
4. Fur Coats – PETA would not be happy but who cares. That lavish fur he’s got on really compliments his orangeness.