Crazy Old Man Karl Lagerfeld is getting a slunty title. He is being appointed Commander of the French Legion of Honor. There’s just one problem. The uniforms for this honour are a blasphemous white. Whatever will Karl do? Knowing him, he’ll have Chanel make a custom black jacket just for him. Forget Commander, we think he should be appointed Head Slunt of the French Legion of Honor. Yes, that title would definitely better suit him.
This week the W editors featured French male model Baptiste Giabiconi on their blog. Crazy Old Man Karl Lagerfeld couldn’t resist singing his praises, calling Giabiconi “a male version of Gisele Bundchen. Perfect when dressed and stunning undressed.” Lagerfeld added, “There is no other model in the business like him.”
Also known as Giabiconi lets Crazy Old Man Karl suck on his French baguette every now and then. Hey, we understand Giabiconi, whatever it takes. Does daddy Karl spank you with his fan too? Anyway…
Giabiconi, who was discovered in his local gym in the south of France, said his new life is like a dream. But he doesn’t intend to stop at modeling. He is taking acting lessons and wants to “conquer Hollywood,” explaining, “I have a lot of plans. I know what I want in life, and I go for it.” Bet you do. Bet you do… Giabiconi.
