Ketchup’s Style Is A Celebration Of Being Broke

We think Ketchup’s “style” is a celebration of being dumb trash that is desperately seeking attention. We also have never heard herm speak up until now, probably because no one is interested in interviewing herm, but is she always drunk and hungover?! She looks like she’s going to collapse to the ground any second now.

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Take That SHYYT Off

This is what happens when we compliment this bitch one time. She goes and effs it up again. We are convinced that at this point she is completely incapable of dressing like a human and will do anything for attention like paint her lips smurf blue. She tries way too hard.

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Ke¢ha’s A Heffer…Pass It On

Is it just me or is Ke¢ha packing the pounds on? Someone needs to tell her that Jack Daniels is high in calories and that throwing up and all over yourself doesn’t make you lose weight. She’s also doing the au natural thing which apparently means not wearing underwear. Moooooooo.

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