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So we have begun to see more footage of the taping of the upcoming Celebrity Apprentice, which we can’t front, looks amazing. Apparently, some beef between Star Jones for Payless and LaToya has surfaced. We find that to be extremely amusing considering that LaToya, who we all know as the true Jackson icon, seems to be the only one doing any work on the show. I mean just look at her promote the f*ck outta that pizza while managing to take photographs with fans. How dare that Star Jones for Payless start with LaToya. She’s jealous that LaToya is clearly going to win the competition. What a sore loser.

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LaToya Will Win Celebrity Apprentice

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The cast of the upcoming Celebrity Apprentice is stellar. We of course have our money on LaToya although Nene doesn’t look like she is to be messed with. We are so glad to see LaToya and Nene playing nicely in the sandbox. Whoever thought the day would come that the Scenestirz’ favorite slunts would be standing side by side? Today is a great day at Scenestirz creative camp.

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In a recent ploy to receive more publicity, Informant LaToya told interviewers that her brother Michael spent thousands trying to get leading throat specialists to implant vocal chords into his chimp Bubbles so that he could talk. Then Michael planned on teaching Bubbles the alphabet.

As Informant LaToya stated regarding Michael and Bubbes’ relationship, “They definitely communicated. One morning Michael called me said ‘You got to see this – he mimics everything I do’. So Michael starts brushing his teeth and Bubbles looks up and gets a tooth brush and starts brushing his teeth too. Then he wanted to give him vocal chords and asked doctors ‘Can I give him an operation so that I can know what his thoughts are’.”

How could we forget Informant LaToya’s heart-wrenching reuniting with Bubbles.

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LaToya Jackson The Informant

Nothing gets passed LaToya. Being that the one year anniversary of Michael’s death is upon us, LaToya The Informant, has broken her silence with top secret information about her brother. She claims, Michael was killed because he was worth more dead than alive. She states,

“He was murdered for his catalogue and they knew that, and they knew Michael was much more, worth so much more dead than alive. His children deserve the truth. I think his parents deserve the truth, his family and his fans. Personally I think it is a slap in the face, not just to Michael but to the entire family. It’s totally unfair, it’s wrong and it was not an accident.”

Not only is LaToya the true Jackson musical icon, but her cunning detective work has the Scenestirz thinking. Condoleezza Rice has got nothing on LaToya. In fact, we think Obama should seriously consider taking on LaToya as the new US Secretary of State.

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