Here’s the low-down on the recent drug busts in Hollywood.

Lovable Lindsay: failed drug test. tested positive for cocaine. probation has been revoked and a bench warrant issued for her arrest.

Bruno Mars: busted in Las Vegas for possession of 2.6 grams of cocaine

Paris Hilton: pleaded guilty to misdemeanor drug possession and obstructing an officer. In exchange she must pay $2,000 in fines, complete 200 hours of community service and complete an intensive substance abuse program. She will also be on probation for one year.

We think these three musical talents should collaborate to remix the cocaine song. That shyyt would go straight to the top of the charts.

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