Some things are better left unsaid…
On April 2, 2010, In Take That SHYYT Off, By admin
On March 15, 2010, In Ah-mazing Collaboration, By admin
Last week we reported on Madonna’s new Junior’s line for Macy’s called Material Girl, well now we have our first peek at Madonna’s new sunglasses line for Dolce & Gabbana. The following is a list of Madonna’s actual involvement with the sunglasses which will cost $248 – $298 a pair:
1) Bear prominent MDG logos with an “M” made from little stars
2) Domenico Dolce and Stefano Gabbana sketched more than 50 styles of shades and sent them to Madge so she could edit, tweak, and change the designs to her liking.
3) She came up with the ad campaign and is also in it which was shot by Steven Klein.
4) The print campaign was picked from stills from a video shoot Klein did with Madonna, in which she flirts “seductively in diva-like poses” with model Tyson Ballou.
On February 3, 2010, In Style, By admin
Jean Paul Gaultier remembers simpler times…when actresses actually paid for the dresses to be worn during award season. He told the Telegraph UK:
“When I first started out Hollywood stars came and tried on the dresses and had many fittings. Now they expect the dresses for free. I hear some designers even pay them to wear their clothes. It is ‘opeless.”
It’s called marketing Jean…Anyway…
So, what can we expect from Gaultier next season? Corsets, corsets, and a few more corsets apparently. Despite the success of his past season being so well received even though it was a departure from the classic “Gaultier” look, Jean Paul wants to take things back to his roots, and base a collection around his corsets. He explained that he has even designed corsets for cats but, “They can’t stand! Not at all! They just fall over.” He started making corsets when he was young, inspired by his grandmother’s love of them, and even made one for his teddy bear.
On February 2, 2010, In Pop Culture, By admin
The Chicago Sun-Times is reporting that Jesus has grown tired of playing with Silly Putty. Yes, shock of all shocks, Silly Putty Face Madonna and Jesus have apparently called it quits. Jesus apparently was the one to grow tired of the relationship, but the split was completely amicable.
Sources say Jesus packed up everything he had (absolutely nothing I’m sure) and is heading back to Brazil.
We can’t imagine why things did not work out. Perhaps the truth is Jesus was getting a little too old for Madonna. Silly Putty Face M needs a partner who enjoys being read to from her children’s books, playing with Silly Putty, and someone who let’s her win at the Kabala version of Chutes and Ladders. Jesus was just getting too old for these games. He is all grown up and has his future career to worry about, washing car windows in the streets of Brazil.
On January 29, 2010, In That's Sooo Plastic, By admin
Now that Heidi Montag has shown the world what a vision you can become with a little plastic surgery, I’m sure many of you have been wondering what you would look like with a little help from the plastic gods. Well Scenestirz…..iSurgeon app is for you then. It’s a phone application that simulates plastic surgery. The iSurgeon app was created by Michael Salzhauer and features two bangs for your buck: Game Mode and Advanced Surgery Mode.
The iSurgeon app’s Game Mode lets you play doctor—you are required to give your patients the ‘results’ they are looking for. In Advanced Surgery Mode, after uploading or taking a photo of yourself, you find out just what you would look like if you had gone ahead with a nose job, face lift, chin reduction or other physical alteration.
Perhaps had Silly Putty Face Madonna used this application before hand, well….things may have been a little different.
On January 21, 2010, In Pop Culture, By admin
Remember when Silly Putty Face M did the W photo shoot where her and Jesus first met? Well some rather raw photos from this shoot just surfaced. In these shots we see a never seen before form of M’s Silly Putty face. We also see Jesus’s pinga. Let us just say I hope he was swimming in the artic sea right before this shot ‘cuz Jesus looks like he’s packin’ about 2 inches cut. For Madonna size really is not an issue since she castrates on the first date. Maybe Madonna can have her people construct him an enhancement prosthetic out of some of her extra silly putty.
On January 20, 2010, In Pop Culture, By admin
Jesus Luz missed out on the Milan’s Menswear shows…but he scored a strut down Sao Paulo’s catwalk, presenting a creation by Ellus on Tuesday. The Brazilian jeans brand clad Luz in a blue sweater with matching wristbands, black slacks, a rosy-hued belt and sunglasses, and in a black ensemble for the encore. Page Six speculates that Madonna may have had something to do with Luz’s highest profile job so far. Page Six speculates???? Bitches please, Jesus would be selling mangos on the side of the street still if it was not for Silly Putty Face Madonna. Let’s keep it real.
On January 18, 2010, In Pop Culture, By admin
Madonna’s boyfriend Jesus Luz got a photo spread and Q&A with Interview magazine. Despite only being famous because he’s Madonna’s boyfriend, the topic of Madonna was off-limits for the interviewer.
The Brazilian born Luz filled time saying he likes New York’s energy and is growing as a DJ. He likes DJ-ing, he says, because “I like to be a channel of music, to give people music to dance to, to see the reactions of people when I use effects.”
Apparently Interview Magazine did not get much else from Silly Putty Face Madonna’s pet. When they tried to get Baba Walters on his ass he cut the phone interview short by explaining “My Kabbalah teacher is here now.” Jesus did reveal he plans on becoming an actor.
Honestly Scenestirz, I don’t know why I even bothered to write this posting as if you care. I could have just made the heading “Madonna’s Boyfriend Shows Pubes” and that would have been enough.
On January 7, 2010, In Pop Culture, By admin
When I saw the smaller thumbnail version of this picture, I figured it was just Madonna trying to be Gaga again. When I enlarged the image I discovered it was actually Madonna in a Jaclyn Smith for K-Mart scarf tied around her face and paired with a lovely pair of Kathy Ireland for K-mart mom jeans. It was chilly out so she had on her Thalia for K-mart winter jacket (you know she pretends to be Latina at times).
As we have seen for the past year, M has had a daily problem keeping that silly putty face of hers in one set form. So then what the hell is she thinking with this outfit?! Does she not know what a mess this is going to make of her face? Silly putty takes to form immediately. She is going to have an entire face of squares. Why don’t you just press your face on newspaper while you are at it M? Now her team will have no choice but to roll her face into a ball and start over. Good thing Jesus was smart enough to bring the back up silly putty in that bag he is carrying.
On January 1, 2010, In That's Sooo Plastic, By admin
For the past 365 days, we have seen Silly Putty Face M’s face transform 365 times. Jocelyn better watch her back.
