The Trashbox Bird Miley Cyrus must have been smoking some serious amounts of skank weed backstage because Miley’s pussy has got the munchies y’all! During one of her shows this weekend, it started munching on her sateen costume. What color is that anyway? Split Pea? More like Split Pussy.
According to CNN, an Iran cleric says promiscuous women cause earthquakes. Hojatoleslam Kazim Sadeghi, posted this video on YouTube which apparently features women weeping blood. Iran suffers regular earthquakes and they obviously have to be blamed on something, so why not blame them on sluts. In fact, from now on, The Scenestirz are going to blame every natural disaster in our country on sluts as well.
So then, Hurricane Katrina was caused by Lindsay Lohan and the Haiti Earthquake was caused by Miley Cyrus. Seriously?
For the April 2010 cover of Teen Vogue, Miley Cyrus has cleaned up her white trash rocker style for a more sophisticated look. We approve. Ok, so we know she’s only 17 and definitely has not had any work done as of yet, we are positive that when she is ready to take the steps to maintain her youth, she will be an amazing plastic icon. Until then, the creative department at Teen Vogue will be keeping Miley flawless.
