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After reading this tweet from America’s Sweetheart NeNe you know we had to get to the bottom of the drama that is stirring up on The Real Housewives of Atlanta set.

NeNeLeakes: Yall gossiping 2 day! Please believe, I don’t hit people & they don’t hit me. If u read better blogs u would have better n4

We don’t know how much of this is true but the rumor is that America’s Sweetheart NeNe and Kyyym Dirty Low Down Money Wit A Wig got into a fight with Dwight last Friday. Dwight went to meet the Bravo producers at a hotel room for what he thought was a casual conversation, but then they let NeNe and Kyyym in who apparently confronted him about certain issues.

Dwight started calling NeNe nothing more than a common prostitute. NeNe lost her temper and attacked Dwight with a chair, breaking off a leg, and Kyyym threw a vase at him. Sekuritty!!! then broke up the fight.

Hmmm…we think it’s highly unlikely that America’s Sweetheart NeNe threw a chair at Dwight. That is the most absurd thing we’ve ever heard. Keep your head up NeNe. We’re sure this is just all one big misunderstanding.

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America’s Sweetheart NeNe is going through a tough time right now and the Scenestirz are here to console you girl. NeNe’s son Bryson, who has appeared on The Real Housewives of Atlanta several times, was arrested on March 7th, for possession of marijuana.

NeNe tweeted:
“Morning! I know my parenting job is NEVER DONE but TOUGH LOVE is ordered by the JUDGE! The judge in this case is ME. My head is up & held high this morning because I KNOW the parent that I am! U hate 4 yo kids 2 make mistakes! TOUGH LOVE this morning.”

Bryson is obviously a product of his out of control mother that we love so much…

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America’s Sweetheart NeNe Leakes from The Real Housewives of Atlanta just can’t do anything these days without the rest of Hollywood trying to copy her.

Remember the days when Kelly was just the bald little back-up singer to Beyonce’s Destiny Child? Well we do, and we wish it would have stayed that way. In the words of Regina from “Mean Girls” “Kelly, stop trying to make you being pretty happen.”

Kelly apparently wanted to have the same fun that the Housewives Atlanta experienced, and decided to have her self a little alter-ego photoshoot with Derek Blanks. What do you Scenestirz think? We think we will also barrow Dwight Eubanks words for this one “How dreaddddfull.”

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Thank god the Real Housewives of Atlanta are fame whores and pull stunts like this because the Orange Country housewives have us bored to tears. Kandi posted to her Twitter two nights ago that she was in the studio with Kim Zolciak, Rasheeda Gapeach, Wycleaf Jean, and Kerri Hilson, amongst several others. The gathering was web streamed live so that fans could interact with Kandi and Kim and ask questions, etc.

Kim is beyond ridiculous. As she sat down to the camera she said how embarrassed she was because her hair didn’t look good and then she asked Kandi to slow down the comments people were leaving because she can’t read that fast. She continued to say she is definitely going to still do music. She said something about a song “Ring Don’t Mean a Thing,” as she held up a massive diamond ring to the camera which is obviously about Big Poppa. We’ll see what happens with that.

Kandi was working on some music with Wycleaf and Kerri. We will be interested to see what comes of that collaboration. Fans were showing her a ton of support. She asked everyone to retweet her tweet about them being in the studio and that they needed it to be retweeted 30K times. Not sure if they reached that goal but they had been up to 20K when the Scenestirz signed on.

Now a scolding to America’s Sweetheart NeNe. NeNe, are you going to let these hoes steal your shine?! We’ve been following you on Twitter and girlfriend you tweet like once every five days. We haven’t seen you on webcam either. We know what that means. You must be secretly working on something and aren’t ready to announce what it is yet. We understand gurrrl. Take your time. The Scenestirz will be ready when you are.

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Don’t be tardy for the church party. Amen Reverend Sista Gurl! (Yes that’s really what she goes by). I’m sure when Kyyym Dirty Low Down Money Wit A Wig heard this she dropped to the floor, starting speaking in tongues, and rolled around on the floor with the spirit of the holly ghost so hard she rolled her wig right off. Hell, I bet Project Piss Kandi felt so compelled by the spirit of the lord when she spoke in tongues it was proper English. Shyyt I bet She By Sheree was lifted so high into the heavens when she came back down she designed a dress that was actually sellable. America’s Sweetheart Nene? Child please, ya’ll know she can’t be bothered. Nene does not need some silly song; the lord is always with her regardless. In fact she may be the second coming of the Virgin Mary.

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