Product placement done right!

I guarantee you Nabisco’s stocks will rise just like our spirits while staring at this mess. The fact that this was taken in line at a fucking Sam’s Club confirms that this is the most beautiful sight we will see today. Well, until we open up the box of Oreo’s we are going to buy at the deli later on. See, her pimpin’ skills work!

The frosting on her lashes also shows that she’s a woman who cares about details. And if you promise to lick the frosting before biting into her cookie, she’ll dip it low into your leche.