That’s Sooo Plastic

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Paris on the set of her German ad campaign. Looking a little puffy and filled there Paris.

Paris Hilton Covers Vogue…Turkey

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Paris tweeted earlier today a sneak peek of her recent magazine cover with the caption, “My Vogue cover by Terry Richardson. Fun. Loves it ;) ” except she failed to mention it was for Vogue Turkey. Paris, Paris, Paris, you tricky little slunt. It is a fun cover tho and we totally loves it.

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This is how a Christmas Card is done. Sorry Kardashians.

Paris tweeted: My Christmas Card :)
Happy Holidays to Everyone!
Love Paris xoxo

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Paris Starts Community Service In Stilettos

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Paris plead guilty to two misdemeanors, drug possession and obstructing an officer, but avoided jail time. Instead, she is on probation for a year, must complete a substance abuse program, pay a $2,000 fine, and complete 200 hours of community service.

Paris begun her community service with the Hollywood Beautification Team in 4 inch stiletto heels of course, this weekend. She was told she would get dirty but obviously that didn’t stop her from looking fabulous. Werrrrk that paint roller, Paris.

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The Hottest Cokeheads in Hollywood

Here’s the low-down on the recent drug busts in Hollywood.

Lovable Lindsay: failed drug test. tested positive for cocaine. probation has been revoked and a bench warrant issued for her arrest.

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Bruno Mars: busted in Las Vegas for possession of 2.6 grams of cocaine

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Paris Hilton: pleaded guilty to misdemeanor drug possession and obstructing an officer. In exchange she must pay $2,000 in fines, complete 200 hours of community service and complete an intensive substance abuse program. She will also be on probation for one year.

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We think these three musical talents should collaborate to remix the cocaine song. That shyyt would go straight to the top of the charts.

Paris, We’re Concerned

Paris, when you read this please contact the Scenestirz immediately. We’re worried about your well-being.

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Paris’ Mystery BFF

Take JHo Low is friends of Paris Hilton and a 28 year-old Malaysian millionaire but no one knows how he got his riches. Officially he is an adviser to some international corporations, but no one knows what that means or seems to believe that is the truth. People say he’s involved in oil, gas, and construction. He was appointed to the board of Malaysian bank UBG Berhad last year. It’s rumored that he’s an arms dealer.

Take JHo Low rents several apartments in the Park Imperial on West 57th St in midtown that house him and his staff including several body guards. Famous neighbors include Daniel Craig and Sean Combs and he travels around town with his entourage in a fleet of Escalades.

He also is a huge partier, and reportedly spends between $50,000 to $60,000 at the Pink Elephant in NYC and only drinks Cristal.

Paris and Nicky spent time on Take JHo Low’s yacht this past week, floating around Paris, France. Curiouser and curiouser.

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Paris Is Quite the Jetsetter

In true Scenestirz style, Paris is currently jetsetting around the world and having someone take pics of her adventures to post to her twitter account along the way. Right now, Paris is in Paris enjoying Louis Vuitton, Balmain, YSL and Christian Dior. While abroad she also had a meeting regarding her new eyelash and false nail line by Elagant Touch which we hope to be an Ah-mazing Collaboration.

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