Pop Culture

Lesbians Who Look Like Justin Bieber

On 03.10.10, In Pop Culture, By admin

The Scenestirz have found a new favorite past time. In our downtime we like to sit around, pop some bottles of Vueve, maybe spark a blunt or two, and go through pictures of lesbians who look like new pop sensation Justin Bieber.

This amazing site was brought to our attention after our posting yesterday in “Jus’ Sayin,” where we compared new pop sensation Justin Bieber to C list actress Ellen Page. Well, apparently new pop sensation Justin Bieber is not only a clone of Ellen Page, but is a spitting image of 70% of the world’s lesbian population. This site http://lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber.tumblr.com/ has postings daily, throughout the day, of lesbians worldwide who look exactly like new pop sensation Justin Bieber.

Just a suggestion from the Scenestirz, Justin; the lesbians don’t really have their “Gaga” yet. Sarah Mclachlan hasn’t had a hit in years, and Melissa Etheridge is no longer the cat’s meow. We say you headline the Lilith Fair 2010, drop a remix with the Indigo Girls, and go on The Ellen Show a few times. The lesbians need a new pop icon.

Big thank you to J.J!

A Slunty Title for Uncle Karl

On 03.09.10, In Pop Culture, By admin

Crazy Old Man Karl Lagerfeld is getting a slunty title. He is being appointed Commander of the French Legion of Honor. There’s just one problem. The uniforms for this honour are a blasphemous white. Whatever will Karl do? Knowing him, he’ll have Chanel make a custom black jacket just for him. Forget Commander, we think he should be appointed Head Slunt of the French Legion of Honor. Yes, that title would definitely better suit him.

Tagged with: karl lagerfeld • Pop Culture • scenestirz

Kelly Clarkson Is A Lady

On 03.07.10, In Pop Culture, By admin

At a concert in Germany, Kelly Clarkson had to pee so bad that she had the band cover for her in the middle of a song while she ran to use the bathroom. She later admitted that she just couldn’t hold it any longer and apologized to the fans. Kelly Clarkson is a lady unlike Fergie who has pissed all over herself during concerts before.

Tagged with: kelly clarkson • Pop Culture • scenestirz

Black Barbie Attends Jay-Z Concert

On 03.04.10, In Pop Culture, By admin

Our girl Nicki Minaj was lookin’ fly at Jay-z’s concert last night at Madison Square Garden in NYC. Reports attacked the female rapper as she was exiting the venue. One reporter can be heard saying, “I know you are the Black Barbie. Barbie is looking for a new job. Is there any advice you would give her?” How dare he ask Nicki such a ridiculous question. Can’t he see she’s being attacked by the paps and needs to get into her car. Some people.

Tagged with: nicki minaj • Pop Culture • scenestirz

Brit’s Awkward Moment With Terry

On 02.27.10, In Pop Culture, By admin

As you remember the Scenestirz reported on Britney being the face of Candie’s Spring 2010 ad campaign. Her photos were shot by Annie Leibovitz, Mark Seliger and Terry Richardson…with whom she had an awkward hello. Check out Britney as she dances around in Candie’s shoes and smiles for Terry’s camera. Terry’s shot definitely came out the best from the three. Terry is one of our favs.

Tagged with: britney spears • candies spring 2010 campaign • Pop Culture • scenestirz • terry richardson

The Cosby Slunts Are All Grown Up

On 02.27.10, In Pop Culture, By admin

Look at these little Cosby slunts all grown up. Former Slunt of the Day Keshia Knight Pulliam and Raven Symone looked all womanly and glamorous at Friday’s NAACP Image Awards. The Cosby Show’s Rudy and Olivia are now 30 and 24 but they are still best recognized from the hit sitcom on which they got their starts.

But, Rudy was at the NAACP Awards for her show “The House of Payne,” and she picked up a prize for Best Supporting Actress.
The big news here however is that Raven has finally fixed her disastrous eyebrows. She must have read our Product Whores piece we directed at her.

Tagged with: keshia knight • naacp awards • Pop Culture • raven simon • rudy huxtable • scenestirz • the cosby show

Why Does Diddy Keep Gettin’ Shot At?

On 02.26.10, In Pop Culture, By admin

There have been so many times and so many people out there that the Scenestirz wish we had done this to. Aubrey O’Day plastered Diddy’s head to a target that she was apparently going to shoot an uzi at. Although, this is a genius idea we’re wondering where Aubrey acquired a shooting license and now that we know she has one, we’ll be sure not to fuck with her.

Tagged with: aubrey o'day • p diddy • Pop Culture • sean combs

Ke$ha Has Always Been Talentless

On 02.25.10, In Pop Culture, By admin

Good thing Ke$ha was not born the generation prior, because she definitely would not have had what it took to make Kids Incorporated, Star Search, and definitely would never have made it to the Mickey Mouse Club. Here is a clip of Talentless 13 yr. old Ke$ha murdering some Radiohead song at her school during their talent show. How is it possible that at 13 she had even more of a football player’s build and looked even dirtier and slutier than she does now. 13 yr old Ke$ha got caught giving the entire boys swim team head in the locker room…pass it on.

Tagged with: ke$ha • Pop Culture • scenestirz

Amber Rose Is Not Grace Jones

On 02.25.10, In Pop Culture, By admin

Kanye La’ Douche launched a new website yesterday kanyewest.com, and we must say that it is done very well. What Kanye lacks in personality and presence he definitely makes up for in his taste in the visual arts department. Every single image thus far posted on his site is amazing.

One photo that is certain to cause a stir is the one below of Amber Rose replicating the infamous Grace Jones shot. Emmm, Amber you’re a cool and edgy girl, who knows we may even make you Slunt of the Day someday, but Grace Jones you are not. Not at all actually. Stick to your day job, dressing up for Kanye in outfits he wishes he had on himself.

Tagged with: amber rose • grace jones • kanye west • Pop Culture • scenestirz

LaToya Is A World Icon

On 02.22.10, In Pop Culture, By admin

The Scenestirz could not be happier over the fact that LaToya Jackson has begun to take over the world one country at a time. LaToya began her crusade in Poland last month. To say that LaToya is going to would be the understatement of a lifetime.

Clearly LaToya was just being a good big sister and letting the world think that Michael and Janet were the talented ones in the family. But now, LaToya is ready to show the world that she is the real “Miss Jackson if you’re nasty….” Janet and Michael had moves, but none as impressive as LaToya’s. Just take a look at the 0:25 mark of the vid below. First stop Poland, next stop the world. LaToya is going to keep the Jackson legacy alive!

Tagged with: latoya jackson • Pop Culture • scenestirz

Lesbians Who Look Like Justin Bieber

A Slunty Title for Uncle Karl

Kelly Clarkson Is A Lady

Black Barbie Attends Jay-Z Concert

Brit’s Awkward Moment With Terry

The Cosby Slunts Are All Grown Up

Why Does Diddy Keep Gettin’ Shot At?

Ke$ha Has Always Been Talentless

Amber Rose Is Not Grace Jones

LaToya Is A World Icon

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