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According to TMZ, Lovable Lindsay was leaving her apartment building last week and was turned onto Holloway Drive with a green light. A paparazzi who was stalking her said she tapped a baby stroller at 1 mile per hour. Then Lovable Lindsay pulled over and asked the nanny if the baby was ok and drove off.

The only problem with that story is that a paparazzi actually video taped the incident who said Lovable Lindsay went through a red light and there was major impact to the stroller, causing three wheels to leave the ground and Lovable Lindsay fled the scene. Yikes. We hope that isn’t true!

Lovable Lindsay Accidentally Hit A Baby Stroller

Broke Braxton

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According to Realtor.com, Toni Braxton’s Nevada home is in foreclosure. Her and her then husband, Keri Lewis, bought the home in 2007 for $2.6 million. The home is listed for $1.15 million and it has been completely cleaned out. It has four bedrooms, a pool, three-car garage and views of the surrounding desert.

This really breaks our hearts. We are such huge fans. May we suggest cash for gold. They’ll send you an envelope in the mail and give you cash for your jewelry. Just a thought.

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What Was In Paris’ Purse That Night

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For starters, 0.8 grams of cocaine, $1,300 in cash, some credit cards, and rolling papers. According to police, Paris asked if she could go to the bathroom at the Wynn Hotel. While at the hotel, she told cops she needed lip balm from her purse. As she began to open it, a small baggie of what appeared to be cocaine dropped out into the cop’s hand. Inside the purse was also a broken tablet of Albuterol, a prescription med to control wheezing.

Paris admitted to the Albuterol but claimed the coke was her “friend’s.” Might want to get a better story than that Paris.

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What Was In Paris’ Purse That Night

Basement Baby Guest DJs At Greenhouse

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Basement Baby was a guest DJ last night at Greenhouse in NYC. She apparently was playing classics like Michael Jackson and Prince. We just know she had to be spinnin’ in the basement of the club. You’ll never get outta the basement, Basement Baby…tear.

Basement Baby Guest DJs At Greenhouse
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Chris Brown Gets A Gold Star

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Chris Brown starts Community Service

I know, we can’t believe this is actually still going on either. Chris Brown is not done doing community service and going to domestic violence counseling sessions for beating Rihanna. The judge gave him an excellent progress report today and told him he was doing a great job.

Chris Brown Gets A Gold Star
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Lovable Lindsay Gets Out Of Rehab

Our Lovable Lindsay Lohan has been freed from rehab today which came as a surprise being that she was supposed to be in treatment for 90 days. We’re so happy to see the law has made so many exceptions for her. She will be required to go to outpatient treatment still several times a week.

Alright OK! Magazine, now where’s that $1 million interview.

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Lovable Lindsay Gets Out Of Rehab

Basement Baby revealed in an interview with Vibe Magazine that when she was 14 she had an obsession with Nas.

“Every publicist, every artist who crossed paths with him and who knew me was like ‘Yo, you have to meet Solange, she’s like your biggest fan’ I used to get his name encrusted in my nails in junior high. I actually got an in-school suspension over a Nas poster. He had of course the infamous ‘God Son’ tattoo and I had the poster in my locker. I went to a Christian school and the dean of the school told me it was blasphemous to have that picture and I said ‘Well if I take down his poster then the girl four lockers down has to take down her Justin Timberlake poster because he had his shirt off and he had a cross across his chest. So yeah, I didn’t take it down and got suspended…”

We all know Nas wouldn’t have saved her from the Knowles family basement being that he is a deadbeat dad who is delinquent in paying child support to Kelis.

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Basement Baby Used To Finger Herself Thinking of Nas
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Kathy Griffin Lost To Ryan Seacrest

And she is not taking it lightly.

She tweeted, “Call the paramedics. I’m putting myself on a 5150 psych hold (a la Britney) 72 hours in a padded cell, far, far away from @Ryanseacrest”

Seacrest produced “Jamie Oliver’s Food Revolution,” which beat Griffin’s “My Life on the D-List” for best reality program at the Emmy’s. Poor thing. Ryan is absolutely LOVING this.

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Kathy Griffin Lost To Ryan Seacrest

Lovable Lindsay Gets $1Mil Payday

Going to jail is probably the smartest thing Lovable Lindsay Lohan has ever done. OK! Magazine has offered the sluntress $1 million for her first post-jail interview. That should help her get out of some debt.

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Lovable Lindsay Gets $1Mil Payday
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Rihanna Is Dumb

For those of you that have tattoos you will know that tattoos are permanent, meaning they cannot be removed, unless you have them removed by laser which most people opt not to do because that tends to leave a nasty scar.

Anyway, Rihanna, who is dumb, decided to tattoo a French saying on her neck, but unfortunately translated incorrectly. Her tattoo reads, “Rebelle Fleur,” which she thought to mean “rebellious flower,” however in French it really means “flower rebellious” which means absolutely nothing.

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Rihanna Is Dumb
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