scenestirz.com » Pop Culture http://scenestirz.com Social Media Socialites Fri, 30 Jul 2010 21:37:45 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Lovable Lindsay Is Horrified In Jail http://scenestirz.com/2010/07/30/lovable-lindsay-is-horrified-in-jail/ http://scenestirz.com/2010/07/30/lovable-lindsay-is-horrified-in-jail/#comments Fri, 30 Jul 2010 17:27:28 +0000 admin http://scenestirz.com/?p=5718 How bloody dare them! Our starlet, Lovable Lindsay is being deprived of common necessities in jail. She was apparently freaking out the other day because she wanted another blanket. She kept yelling, “Hello! I asked for a blanket like two hours ago! I’m getting sick!”

She was also complaining that she does not have purified water to drink and asked for someone to bring her a fan before she passed out.

Trainwreck mother Dina put on her Sunday’s best and headed to jail to give Lovable Lindsay books and letters her fans sent her.

Please forgive us Lovable Lindsay for this, but we just had to…

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Lovable Lindsay Is Horrified In Jail]]> http://scenestirz.com/2010/07/30/lovable-lindsay-is-horrified-in-jail/feed/ 0 Grandma Is Into Beastiality http://scenestirz.com/2010/07/28/grandma-is-into-beastiality/ http://scenestirz.com/2010/07/28/grandma-is-into-beastiality/#comments Wed, 28 Jul 2010 15:42:59 +0000 admin http://scenestirz.com/?p=5676 This golden retriever gives doggy style a whole different meaning.

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Grandma Is Into Beastiality]]> http://scenestirz.com/2010/07/28/grandma-is-into-beastiality/feed/ 1 One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest http://scenestirz.com/2010/07/27/one-flew-over-the-cuckoo%e2%80%99s-nest/ http://scenestirz.com/2010/07/27/one-flew-over-the-cuckoo%e2%80%99s-nest/#comments Tue, 27 Jul 2010 19:57:37 +0000 admin http://scenestirz.com/?p=5662 It’s funny that after really famous people die, all these random psychopaths crawl out of the woodwork to try to collect a paycheck. The most recent crazy to come forth is Mocienne Petit Jackson, whose mother is Barbara Jackson, who also happens to be Diana Ross’ sister…

Well Mocienne claims she is the love child of her mother’s and Michael Jackson’s. Michael apparently impregnated her mom when he was 17 back in 1975. She has filed legal documents claiming there was a diabolical plot to cover up her existence. Mocienne claims when she was 9 years old, Katherine Jackson hatched a plan to “abduct” her and send her to Belgium to protect Michael’s reputation. She claims all 7 of her abductors were later murdered. How convenient.

Now Mocienne Petit Jackson, who currently lives in the Netherlands, has decided to come forward so she can “formally claim my part of my father’s inheritance.” She also wants custody of MJ’s kids so she can give them a “more normal life.” Ummm…seriously?! Girl, what you need is a trip to the Beauty Supply on 125th Street in Harlem.

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One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest]]> http://scenestirz.com/2010/07/27/one-flew-over-the-cuckoo%e2%80%99s-nest/feed/ 0 Paris, We’re Concerned http://scenestirz.com/2010/07/26/paris-we%e2%80%99re-concerned/ http://scenestirz.com/2010/07/26/paris-we%e2%80%99re-concerned/#comments Mon, 26 Jul 2010 16:58:37 +0000 admin http://scenestirz.com/?p=5642 Paris, when you read this please contact the Scenestirz immediately. We’re worried about your well-being.

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Paris, We’re Concerned]]> http://scenestirz.com/2010/07/26/paris-we%e2%80%99re-concerned/feed/ 1 Lovable Lindsay Lohan Is Our Special Little Firecrotch http://scenestirz.com/2010/07/26/lovable-lindsay-lohan-is-our-special-little-firecrotch/ http://scenestirz.com/2010/07/26/lovable-lindsay-lohan-is-our-special-little-firecrotch/#comments Mon, 26 Jul 2010 15:12:58 +0000 admin http://scenestirz.com/?p=5635 Our hearts are breaking once again. Lovable Lindsay has been put in lockdown after her fellow L.A County Jail inmates were chanting “firecrotch” over and over again, causing Lovable Lindsay to have a hysterical fit. She’s being watched 24 hours a day and was briefly admitted to a nearby medical center after a number of scratches were found on her arm.

Inmate Cheryl Presser, who was recently released and witnessed Lilo’s breakdown, said, “Lindsay would lie there shivering all night, crying and covering her face with her hands. Her wailing was keeping everyone awake …. She had a hysterical fit, crying and yelling, so she got put in isolation.”

We hear our special little firecrotch might be released this week if all goes well. Here’s hoping. FREE LILO!!!

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Lovable Lindsay Lohan Is Our Special Little Firecrotch]]> http://scenestirz.com/2010/07/26/lovable-lindsay-lohan-is-our-special-little-firecrotch/feed/ 0 Etiquette Class With The Countess http://scenestirz.com/2010/07/23/etiquette-class-with-the-countess/ http://scenestirz.com/2010/07/23/etiquette-class-with-the-countess/#comments Fri, 23 Jul 2010 16:52:26 +0000 admin http://scenestirz.com/?p=5615 Tomorrow at 11:30am at Hampton Library in Bridgehampton, Long Island, our favorite Countess will be hosting an etiquette class entitled, “Manner and Charm with the Countess.” The class is for grades 6 and up. We are sure Brad, Courtney, Buffy, Muffy, and the rest of the wasps and japs of the Hamptons will be there with their Lily Pulitzer and Polo cardigans on, ample and ready to learn some etiquette. Sonja Morgan will be off in the corner somewhere drinking a martini.

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Etiquette Class With The Countess]]> http://scenestirz.com/2010/07/23/etiquette-class-with-the-countess/feed/ 0 Betty White Over The Years http://scenestirz.com/2010/07/23/betty-white-over-the-years/ http://scenestirz.com/2010/07/23/betty-white-over-the-years/#comments Fri, 23 Jul 2010 16:24:25 +0000 admin http://scenestirz.com/?p=5612 1950

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Betty White Over The Years]]> http://scenestirz.com/2010/07/23/betty-white-over-the-years/feed/ 0 Kardashian Sister Poses In String Bikini http://scenestirz.com/2010/07/23/kardashian-sister-poses-in-string-bikini/ http://scenestirz.com/2010/07/23/kardashian-sister-poses-in-string-bikini/#comments Fri, 23 Jul 2010 15:49:22 +0000 admin http://scenestirz.com/?p=5610 I know, what else is new. We’re not talking about Kim or Kourtney, and thank god we are not talking about Khloe. We’re talking about little 14 year-old Kendall Jenner. Incase you do not watch the Kardashian’s reality tv show, this is their sister and we just know that slunty Kris Jenner is behind this. That slunt has to switch her attention to Kendall now that Kim is going to be 30. We need young stars!!! Bitch is not dumb, she’s going to capitalize on that entire family.

Let’s see, Kendall is 14 which means Kris will be leaking her sex-tape any day now.

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Kardashian Sister Poses In String Bikini]]> http://scenestirz.com/2010/07/23/kardashian-sister-poses-in-string-bikini/feed/ 0 The Mean Girls Of Pop Culture http://scenestirz.com/2010/07/22/the-mean-girls-of-pop-culture/ http://scenestirz.com/2010/07/22/the-mean-girls-of-pop-culture/#comments Thu, 22 Jul 2010 20:18:25 +0000 admin http://scenestirz.com/?p=5440 mean girls1mean girls2mean girls3

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The Mean Girls Of Pop Culture]]> http://scenestirz.com/2010/07/22/the-mean-girls-of-pop-culture/feed/ 0 Ricky Martin Then And Now http://scenestirz.com/2010/07/22/ricky-martin-then-and-now/ http://scenestirz.com/2010/07/22/ricky-martin-then-and-now/#comments Thu, 22 Jul 2010 17:40:37 +0000 admin http://scenestirz.com/?p=5426 Ricky Martin at age 5 compared to present day.

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