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Take That SHYYT Off: Rihanna Edition

admin — Fri, 08 Oct 2010 17:27:05 +0000

For some strange reason, the paps take pics of Rihanna every goddamn day and we’re constantly asking ourselves wtf is this bitch wearing. Rihanna is Take That SHYYT Off royalty at this point, so we thought as an ode to her, we would let her own the category for today.

We recently heard that Rihanna claims to text Katy Perry and Gaga before going to an award show just to make sure they aren’t wearing the same thing as her. Newsflash, RiRi, Gaga would NEVER EVER wear any of this shyyt. For real.

Take That SHYYT Off

admin — Sat, 02 Oct 2010 17:06:42 +0000

You know what, usually when we write our Take That SHYYT Off category, we reference characters or time periods from which the celebrity’s miss for the day came from. But in this instance, there really is nothing to compare Rihanna to so I guess we have to give her props for doing something completely original regardless of how bad it is. We’re happy to see her trying to create an unique identity for herself.

Weave Me Alone

admin — Thu, 23 Sep 2010 20:51:28 +0000

Rihanna really needs to stop hanging out with Katy Perry because these badly colored wigs are not working for her. That wig seam is just screaming to be covered. You would think by now she would have some wig knowledge but homegirl is a hot mess. Atleast she covered that enormous forehead of hers. And don’t think we didn’t notice how wasted she is in these pics. Time to reapply your lipstick RiRi.

Rihanna Is Dumb

admin — Wed, 18 Aug 2010 22:12:38 +0000

For those of you that have tattoos you will know that tattoos are permanent, meaning they cannot be removed, unless you have them removed by laser which most people opt not to do because that tends to leave a nasty scar.

Anyway, Rihanna, who is dumb, decided to tattoo a French saying on her neck, but unfortunately translated incorrectly. Her tattoo reads, “Rebelle Fleur,” which she thought to mean “rebellious flower,” however in French it really means “flower rebellious” which means absolutely nothing.